City provides sinkhole driving map for motorists; translation requested
 

http://media1.fdncms.com/gambit/imag...4.39.17_pm.png By now you know there's a sinkhole regular old hole in the middle of Canal Street right between The Shops at Canal Place and Harrah's New Orleans ? an abyss*that's going to take 3 to 6 months to repair, according to city officials.

Since this may be a traffic factor until, oh, Halloween, the city has issued the following map to help you get around downtown:

We have some questions. Let's break this down.

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