Football FINALLY makes sense..........

saintz08 · 09-20-2005, 07:24 PM

Football FINALLY makes sense..........

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'

I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

FireVenturi · 09-21-2005, 06:07 PM

let me guess.....you'll be here all week?

jnormand · 09-22-2005, 12:05 AM

That was pretty funny 08! LOL. Don't quit your day job though bro, I am easily amused.

saintz08 · 09-22-2005, 12:37 AM

Thought that was good for Saints fans where after game posts are mostly about the quarterback .....

LordOfEntropy · 09-22-2005, 09:16 AM

I remember an old Mad Magazine article, where there was a definition for football:

Football: A male dominated sport where 22 men dress in tights, pat each other on the butts, take positions like "tight end" and "wide receiver", name their teams the "Packers" and the "Oilers", then try to get into each other's end zones.

D_it_up · 09-22-2005, 06:02 PM

If you want to hear something funny about football, listen to George Carlin's comparison of football and baseball. Classic humor!

09-20-2005, 07:24 PM	#1
saintz08 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 3,020	Football FINALLY makes sense.......... Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
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09-22-2005, 12:37 AM	#4
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LordOfEntropy 1000 Posts + Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Cary, NC Posts: 1,838	I remember an old Mad Magazine article, where there was a definition for football: Football: A male dominated sport where 22 men dress in tights, pat each other on the butts, take positions like "tight end" and "wide receiver", name their teams the "Packers" and the "Oilers", then try to get into each other's end zones.

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D_it_up Faqda Falcons Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Ruston, Louisiana Posts: 3,465 Blog Entries: 3	If you want to hear something funny about football, listen to George Carlin's comparison of football and baseball. Classic humor!