From one extreme to the other...
 

Texans vs. Saints sells out in 20 mins... http://www.houstontexans.com/tickets/

Great! I go from not being able to give my tickets away to not being able to get any tickets!!! You know one of the advantages of supporting one of the worst NFL franchises in history is that you can go to any game on any weekend and pay below face value for seats. Well apparently gone are those days! Thanks Drew Brees with your I'm gonna make the Saints a winner mentality. And Coach Payton "I take losers and make winners..." I mean what the heck is a cheap bastard gonna do? I know I'll go to the Texans vs. Saints game (I actually live in Houston). Dare I say the Texans are the new Saints so finding tickets should be easy right? NOPE! I guess the notion that people will always want to see a train wreck is true. I'm not worried chances are by November one (or both) teams will embrace their historical tendencies for losing and I'll once again find a bargan on Sunday. Now if finding replacement paperbags were only so easy...

The post was edited with sarcasm version 5.0

Ah well, looks like stubhub for me.

Prediction: Reggie breaks Mario's ankle on the first play of the game immediately followed by the citizens of Houston forming a lynch-mob to go after Charley Casserly.