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SmashMouth 11-24-2009 06:43 AM

Re: Saints can clinch monday night!!!
 
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Originally Posted by skymike (Post 178606)
Numerically, I could grow a horse schlong and steal Kim away from Reggie.


Hmmmmm ... are you trying to tell us something?

skymike 11-24-2009 08:39 AM

Re: Saints can clinch monday night!!!
 
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Originally Posted by SmashMouth (Post 178611)
Hmmmmm ... are you trying to tell us something?

that does open an entire can of rhetorical worms, doesnt it? naaa, no special message here, I'm just tired of talking about winged monkeys & my butt, so I thought I'd sex up an old cliche a little, and give it a Saints-related twist. ***

I dont know anything special about Reggie or Kim, and all I can tell
you about myself is my pants fit just fine, and my wife & I smile a lot. I dont know, maybe she's laughing at me. http://www.jazz.com/assets/2009/1/7/...SmilingBob.jpg

*** this little piece of humour could backfire, as I plan on making a play
to be the future Bush's wedding DJ. I could just see Reggie staring me down, going, "Whats this bs about you, and a horse, and Kim?" Man, that would suck. I think they're gonna get married, and I think I am qualified to do their wedding. So everybody, shhhhh!

G504 11-24-2009 08:58 AM

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Forget the math (sorry dad - he's a mathematician). If we're good enough to be the Pats, Giants, Eagles, and Jets, no way we lose to BOTH the Redskins and Cowgirls. And if already beat Atlanta, Carolina, and Tampa once, no way we lose to ALL THREE, including the worst of which at home. Not saying it's a done deal, but Brees would have to have a collapse reminiscent of 2001 Aaron Brooks to screw this up! So in other words, we can psychologically "clinch" (if not mathematically) Monday night.

skymike 11-24-2009 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by G504 (Post 178633)
Forget the math (sorry dad - he's a mathematician). If we're good enough to be the Pats, Giants, Eagles, and Jets, no way we lose to BOTH the Redskins and Cowgirls. And if already beat Atlanta, Carolina, and Tampa once, no way we lose to ALL THREE, including the worst of which at home. Not saying it's a done deal, but Brees would have to have a collapse reminiscent of 2001 Aaron Brooks to screw this up! So in other words, we can psychologically "clinch" (if not mathematically) Monday night.

Thats the spirit of the thread G-5. well done.

...and you spelled it out so eloquently without the use of glandular disorders, private parts, or horses. I must say I am envious of your talent.

ColoWhoDat 11-24-2009 09:50 AM

Re: Saints can clinch monday night!!!
 
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Originally Posted by G504 (Post 178633)
Forget the math (sorry dad - he's a mathematician). If we're good enough to be the Pats, Giants, Eagles, and Jets, no way we lose to BOTH the Redskins and Cowgirls. And if already beat Atlanta, Carolina, and Tampa once, no way we lose to ALL THREE, including the worst of which at home. So in other words, we can psychologically "clinch" (if not mathematically) Monday night.

Agreed:D It's all about beating the teams that you are supposed to beat and faring well against the tougher teams. As it is, the Saints are beating all that come...however, beating the Patriots on MNF for ALL the world to see, our Saints will have nothing but growing respect from the national press as well as growing confidence in the locker room...hence the psychological clinch...

cargojon 11-24-2009 11:01 AM

Re: Saints can clinch monday night!!!
 
Shoot I'm half hoping that the Bucs lose to the Falcons, we win, and they Sunday in Washington we'll be able to clinch...since I'll most likely now be at the game.

emteejae 11-24-2009 11:07 AM

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If the Saints beat the Patriots---they're 11-0. . . and they BEAT THA PATRIOTS. mathematics, schmathematics--- we're in, dont you think? Sure, numerically we could lose it. Numerically, I could develop a glandular problem, grow a horse schlong and steal Kim away from Reggie.

I wouldnt sit up late waiting for Skymikey to appear on this week's Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Nope, I'll be busy in Vegas signing stuff at the AVN awards, and promoting The Mikey Pump.

thread stays. It is imperfect, but so is Wrigley Field.
way to reason with them lol

skymike 11-24-2009 04:08 PM

Re: Saints can clinch monday night!!!
 
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Originally Posted by emteejae (Post 178679)
way to reason with them lol

Well, I didnt do it was well as G504, who came up with a much better stated
case, much more presidentially, but you have to admit mine is colorful too. But thanks for the encouragement. If you like, I can send you a free Mikey Pump-- read the directions carefully, and never ever use it in the morning!

SaintPauly 11-24-2009 04:35 PM

Re: Saints can clinch monday night!!!
 
I think the real question would be, with our schedule the way it is, for the rest of the season, once we do clinch, when do we start sitting players? i'm a firm believer in momentum, and i think sitting players is a bad thing. Especially if you have a first round bye, (remember the eagles game?). So what do you do?

Dasidreidia 11-24-2009 05:07 PM

Re: Saints can clinch monday night!!!
 
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Originally Posted by saintpaul25 (Post 178736)
I think the real question would be, with our schedule the way it is, for the rest of the season, once we do clinch, when do we start sitting players? i'm a firm believer in momentum, and i think sitting players is a bad thing. Especially if you have a first round bye, (remember the eagles game?). So what do you do?

We don't sit. We show the '07 Patriots how it's done.


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