Saints can clinch monday night!!!

SmashMouth · 11-24-2009, 06:43 AM

Originally Posted by skymike

Numerically, I could grow a horse schlong and steal Kim away from Reggie.

Hmmmmm ... are you trying to tell us something?

skymike · 11-24-2009, 08:39 AM

Originally Posted by SmashMouth

Hmmmmm ... are you trying to tell us something?

that does open an entire can of rhetorical worms, doesnt it? naaa, no special message here, I'm just tired of talking about winged monkeys & my butt, so I thought I'd sex up an old cliche a little, and give it a Saints-related twist. ***

I dont know anything special about Reggie or Kim, and all I can tell
you about myself is my pants fit just fine, and my wife & I smile a lot. I dont know, maybe she's laughing at me.

*** this little piece of humour could backfire, as I plan on making a play
to be the future Bush's wedding DJ. I could just see Reggie staring me down, going, "Whats this bs about you, and a horse, and Kim?" Man, that would suck. I think they're gonna get married, and I think I am qualified to do their wedding. So everybody, shhhhh!

G504 · 11-24-2009, 08:58 AM

Forget the math (sorry dad - he's a mathematician). If we're good enough to be the Pats, Giants, Eagles, and Jets, no way we lose to BOTH the Redskins and Cowgirls. And if already beat Atlanta, Carolina, and Tampa once, no way we lose to ALL THREE, including the worst of which at home. Not saying it's a done deal, but Brees would have to have a collapse reminiscent of 2001 Aaron Brooks to screw this up! So in other words, we can psychologically "clinch" (if not mathematically) Monday night.

skymike · 11-24-2009, 09:24 AM

Originally Posted by G504

Forget the math (sorry dad - he's a mathematician). If we're good enough to be the Pats, Giants, Eagles, and Jets, no way we lose to BOTH the Redskins and Cowgirls. And if already beat Atlanta, Carolina, and Tampa once, no way we lose to ALL THREE, including the worst of which at home. Not saying it's a done deal, but Brees would have to have a collapse reminiscent of 2001 Aaron Brooks to screw this up! So in other words, we can psychologically "clinch" (if not mathematically) Monday night.

Thats the spirit of the thread G-5. well done.

...and you spelled it out so eloquently without the use of glandular disorders, private parts, or horses. I must say I am envious of your talent.

ColoWhoDat · 11-24-2009, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by G504

Forget the math (sorry dad - he's a mathematician). If we're good enough to be the Pats, Giants, Eagles, and Jets, no way we lose to BOTH the Redskins and Cowgirls. And if already beat Atlanta, Carolina, and Tampa once, no way we lose to ALL THREE, including the worst of which at home. So in other words, we can psychologically "clinch" (if not mathematically) Monday night.

Agreed

It's all about beating the teams that you are supposed to beat and faring well against the tougher teams. As it is, the Saints are beating all that come...however, beating the Patriots on MNF for ALL the world to see, our Saints will have nothing but growing respect from the national press as well as growing confidence in the locker room...hence the psychological clinch...

cargojon · 11-24-2009, 11:01 AM

Shoot I'm half hoping that the Bucs lose to the Falcons, we win, and they Sunday in Washington we'll be able to clinch...since I'll most likely now be at the game.

emteejae · 11-24-2009, 11:07 AM

If the Saints beat the Patriots---they're 11-0. . . and they BEAT THA PATRIOTS. mathematics, schmathematics--- we're in, dont you think? Sure, numerically we could lose it. Numerically, I could develop a glandular problem, grow a horse schlong and steal Kim away from Reggie.

I wouldnt sit up late waiting for Skymikey to appear on this week's Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Nope, I'll be busy in Vegas signing stuff at the AVN awards, and promoting The Mikey Pump.

thread stays. It is imperfect, but so is Wrigley Field.

way to reason with them lol

skymike · 11-24-2009, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by emteejae

way to reason with them lol

Well, I didnt do it was well as G504, who came up with a much better stated
case, much more presidentially, but you have to admit mine is colorful too. But thanks for the encouragement. If you like, I can send you a free Mikey Pump-- read the directions carefully, and never ever use it in the morning!

SaintPauly · 11-24-2009, 04:35 PM

I think the real question would be, with our schedule the way it is, for the rest of the season, once we do clinch, when do we start sitting players? i'm a firm believer in momentum, and i think sitting players is a bad thing. Especially if you have a first round bye, (remember the eagles game?). So what do you do?

Dasidreidia · 11-24-2009, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by saintpaul25

I think the real question would be, with our schedule the way it is, for the rest of the season, once we do clinch, when do we start sitting players? i'm a firm believer in momentum, and i think sitting players is a bad thing. Especially if you have a first round bye, (remember the eagles game?). So what do you do?

We don't sit. We show the '07 Patriots how it's done.

11-24-2009, 06:43 AM	#11
SmashMouth I donated, did you? Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 36,958 Blog Entries: 29	Re: Saints can clinch monday night!!! Originally Posted by skymike Numerically, I could grow a horse schlong and steal Kim away from Reggie. Hmmmmm ... are you trying to tell us something?

11-24-2009, 08:39 AM	#12
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Re: Saints can clinch monday night!!! Originally Posted by SmashMouth Hmmmmm ... are you trying to tell us something? that does open an entire can of rhetorical worms, doesnt it? naaa, no special message here, I'm just tired of talking about winged monkeys & my butt, so I thought I'd sex up an old cliche a little, and give it a Saints-related twist. * I dont know anything special about Reggie or Kim, and all I can tell you about myself is my pants fit just fine, and my wife & I smile a lot. I dont know, maybe she's laughing at me. * this little piece of humour could backfire, as I plan on making a play to be the future Bush's wedding DJ. I could just see Reggie staring me down, going, "Whats this bs about you, and a horse, and Kim?" Man, that would suck. I think they're gonna get married, and I think I am qualified to do their wedding. So everybody, shhhhh!

11-24-2009, 08:58 AM	#13
G504 100th Post Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Miami Posts: 424	Re: Saints can clinch monday night!!! Forget the math (sorry dad - he's a mathematician). If we're good enough to be the Pats, Giants, Eagles, and Jets, no way we lose to BOTH the Redskins and Cowgirls. And if already beat Atlanta, Carolina, and Tampa once, no way we lose to ALL THREE, including the worst of which at home. Not saying it's a done deal, but Brees would have to have a collapse reminiscent of 2001 Aaron Brooks to screw this up! So in other words, we can psychologically "clinch" (if not mathematically) Monday night.

11-24-2009, 09:24 AM	#14
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Re: Saints can clinch monday night!!! Originally Posted by G504 Forget the math (sorry dad - he's a mathematician). If we're good enough to be the Pats, Giants, Eagles, and Jets, no way we lose to BOTH the Redskins and Cowgirls. And if already beat Atlanta, Carolina, and Tampa once, no way we lose to ALL THREE, including the worst of which at home. Not saying it's a done deal, but Brees would have to have a collapse reminiscent of 2001 Aaron Brooks to screw this up! So in other words, we can psychologically "clinch" (if not mathematically) Monday night. Thats the spirit of the thread G-5. well done. ...and you spelled it out so eloquently without the use of glandular disorders, private parts, or horses. I must say I am envious of your talent.

11-24-2009, 09:50 AM	#15
ColoWhoDat Registered Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Aurora, Colorado Posts: 48	Re: Saints can clinch monday night!!! Originally Posted by G504 Forget the math (sorry dad - he's a mathematician). If we're good enough to be the Pats, Giants, Eagles, and Jets, no way we lose to BOTH the Redskins and Cowgirls. And if already beat Atlanta, Carolina, and Tampa once, no way we lose to ALL THREE, including the worst of which at home. So in other words, we can psychologically "clinch" (if not mathematically) Monday night. Agreed It's all about beating the teams that you are supposed to beat and faring well against the tougher teams. As it is, the Saints are beating all that come...however, beating the Patriots on MNF for ALL the world to see, our Saints will have nothing but growing respect from the national press as well as growing confidence in the locker room...hence the psychological clinch...

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11-24-2009, 11:07 AM	#17
emteejae 100th Post Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Charlottesvile, Va Posts: 109	Re: Saints can clinch monday night!!! If the Saints beat the Patriots---they're 11-0. . . and they BEAT THA PATRIOTS. mathematics, schmathematics--- we're in, dont you think? Sure, numerically we could lose it. Numerically, I could develop a glandular problem, grow a horse schlong and steal Kim away from Reggie. I wouldnt sit up late waiting for Skymikey to appear on this week's Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Nope, I'll be busy in Vegas signing stuff at the AVN awards, and promoting The Mikey Pump. thread stays. It is imperfect, but so is Wrigley Field. way to reason with them lol

11-24-2009, 04:08 PM	#18
skymike E. Side Cholo Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Barrio, H-town Posts: 6,089	Re: Saints can clinch monday night!!! Originally Posted by emteejae way to reason with them lol Well, I didnt do it was well as G504, who came up with a much better stated case, much more presidentially, but you have to admit mine is colorful too. But thanks for the encouragement. If you like, I can send you a free Mikey Pump-- read the directions carefully, and never ever use it in the morning!

11-24-2009, 04:35 PM	#19
SaintPauly Senior Citizen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Gulfport, MS Posts: 3,180 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Saints can clinch monday night!!! I think the real question would be, with our schedule the way it is, for the rest of the season, once we do clinch, when do we start sitting players? i'm a firm believer in momentum, and i think sitting players is a bad thing. Especially if you have a first round bye, (remember the eagles game?). So what do you do?

11-24-2009, 05:07 PM	#20
Dasidreidia 500th Post Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Charlotte (Kill me), but born in Gretna. Posts: 721	Re: Saints can clinch monday night!!! Originally Posted by saintpaul25 I think the real question would be, with our schedule the way it is, for the rest of the season, once we do clinch, when do we start sitting players? i'm a firm believer in momentum, and i think sitting players is a bad thing. Especially if you have a first round bye, (remember the eagles game?). So what do you do? We don't sit. We show the '07 Patriots how it's done.