CSI New Orleans
 

Taken from another board , could not let this one slip by , too funny .....

CSI-New Orleans
Exterior-Morning

Police tape and emergency vehicles block off the crime scene and a sheet covers the victim. A detective gives orders to an officer who scurries away just as the CSI team arrives on the scene.

CSI
What have we got?

Detective
We got a real mess here,4 turnovers, 11 penalties, an injured starter and a distinct lack of emotion.

CSI
Anything else?

Detective
Isn’t that enough? I mean the turnovers alone were enough to put ‘em under the sheet.

The CSI throws back the sheet then pulls out a magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers.

CSI
(LAUGHS Condescendingly)
Nothing is ever as it seems.

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Interior-Morgue

The examine room is packed with people poking the corpse. The CSI muscles his way through the crowd.

CSI
What in the name of Jubilee Dunbar is going on here?

CHIEF PATHOLOGIST
Heck if I know. I’ve buried this body several times now and they keep digging it up and hauling it back in here. They’re all claiming to be members of the victim’s family and they want to be in on the autopsy.

CSI
Motley looking bunch.

CHIEF PATHOLOGIST
Tell me about it. They’re all on edge too. Half these jokers think it’s the first in a string of sixteen victims and the other half thinks the first half should leave the room cause their lack of faith won’t allow the body to raise from the dead.

CSI
What do you think?

CHIEF PATHOLOGIST
Self-inflicted GSW to the foot.

CSI
So you don’t think it’s an epidemic?

CHIEF PATHOLOGIST
As me again in sixteen weeks.

CSI New Orleans
 

Absolutely the funniest thing I have seen in years. That is rich.

CSI New Orleans
 

What did the profiler have to say?

CSI New Orleans
 

I heard it was a serial killer. They knew, because there was Post toasties everywhere and a spoon up it\'s butt! :D

CSI New Orleans
 

LOL- that is rich.