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This guy is the definition of punk. I think his picture is in my Webster's next to the word.


Look, I can step away from being a Saints fan and be objective.

I know the Saints didn't play their best. I know that the Vikings played well and could have easily walked away with a win if not for the turnovers. I can't stand the Vikings, but they played a great game - except for the turnovers.

BUT THOSE ARE ALL PART OF THE GAME AND THE SAINTS MADE ENOUGH PLAYS TO WIN!!!


Listen to these jewels on wisdom from Skip Clueless on ESPN First Take, my new official sport media turd of the year.



Question - Did the Saints win or the Viking lose?


Clueless: "The Vikings clearly proved, Doug, that they were the better team and obviously they blew this game with too many UNFORCED (he emphasized this word) errors..."

Clueless: "It all boiled down to me, to most of these errors were caused by the asylum that had become the Superdome..."

Clueless: "So to me, big picture, step away from this. Jay Cutler became the Saints MVP yesterday because his touchdown bomb, in overtime of the last Monday night game of the year, cost the Vikings that game in their place, where I say, at the MetroDome, Vikings win that game by three touchdowns."



Question - Vegas has the game at 3 1/2 (Colts). Is that too much, too little, or just right?


Clueless: "Honestly, I was shocked by this. I thought it was WAY, WAY too little because I anticipated 9 or 10, seriously."

Clueless: "So now, he (Manning) gets the New Orleans Saints defense, on an neutral field, which just gave up 475 yards at THEIR place. Are you kidding me? He will pick it to pieces and an underrated Colts defense will shut down New Orleans' run, which isn't great in the first place, force the ball into Brees' hands, put heat on him, and its gonna be a LONG, HARD day for the Saints."

Ryan Stewart: "...and I think that line is ridiculous, if anyone should be favored it should be the Saints."

Clueless: "Aw, come on! That is the craziest thing you've ever... (trails off to inaudible)"

Host: "I think we have our early Superbowl predictions. I know which way you're leaning (to Ryan Stewart), I know which way you're leaning (to Clueless), and you can go either way at this point (to Doug Stewart).

Clueless: "Just call it off!"

Host: "Should they just schedule the parade and get it over with?"

Clueless: "Yes (laughing). Peyton is going to throw a parade."

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Ah, yes...Steeler fans are more than familiar with that moron. :whatever:

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This guy has been anti-Colts for years and he jumped on the bandwagon before the AFC Championship game. I wish he hadn't. I suppose he's paid to have an opinion so he must hate the Saints more than the Colts. Oh well, you guys got Deion Sanders on your side for the next two weeks to balance it out.

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Actually, Neon was saying much of the same on the NFL Network. I think he did say he thought the Saints would win, but he trashed us on the NFC Championship.


Regardless of what the useful idiots in the media say, the two best teams this season are meeting in the Superbowl. While we'll disagree on who we want to win, here's to a great game!

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Who is this "Skip" guy, anyway? From his answers, one can tell that he has a big vendetta against the Saints, or a BIG manlove for Favre! I guess he prolly bet on the game, and lost a ton of money because of our "lucky" team! ;)

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Deion holds the most remarkable grudge against the Colts that I have ever seen. I think it might be because they made him look foolish a couple of times when he was with the Cowboys (tackled on a punt return by our punter one-on-one and burnt for a long touchdown by Harrison and Manning). I'm not one that's paranoid about people picking against the Colts and things like that, but Deion is the one media person out there that I'm 100% convinced dislikes us for sort of personal reason as we've been a pretty decent team over the past 10 years and he never can find a good thing to say about us.

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That douche Skip really upped the ante. Throw him in the octagon with Deuce McAllister, maybe that will make him STFU.

Skip hated on the Lakers all the last NBA playoffs too. We know how that story ended.

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If Buddy Diliberto was alive today, I would love to see him sit opposite of Skip-2-My-LuLu Bayless!! Picture that!!

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I love haters. Him and Deon Sanders should make babies lol