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Old 02-03-2010, 04:45 PM   #1
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Peyton Manning & God

Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died and went to heaven.
When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window.
God said: "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton."
Peyton replied: "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Saints logo flag, and in every window, a New Orleans Saints towel.
Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said "So what's your point Peyton?"
"Well, why does Drew Brees get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Drew's house, it's mine."
WHOOOOOOOO DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!

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Old 02-03-2010, 04:46 PM   #2
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Awesome! Proof that God is a Saints fan!

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Oh my god. I have heard this joke so many times.
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Originally Posted by BlueNation View Post
Oh my god. I have heard this joke so many times.
ppssstttt.... whispers.... "it is not a joke"
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