did you hear about the blond that got frustrated trying to put a jigsaw puzzle together? she called her husband over to the table and told him it's suppose to be a tiger....
he said honey, they're frosted flakes.......put them away............
holy crap i needed that :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
how\'s the dog?
How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it...with a thought!
How can you tell a smart blonde from a dumb blonde...the smart blondes have roots.
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle...shine a flashlight in her ear.
Why did the blonde snort nutra-sweet? She thought it was diet coke.
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? It said concentrate
Why can\'t blondes get mad cow disease? You can\'t get it twice.
What do you call a blonde that works in the frozen food department? A frosted flake.
Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.
How did the blonde get blisters on her lips? Trying to blow out light bulbs.
The blonde stayed up all night to see where the sun went...it finally dawned on her.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted.
What\'s a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.
Why does a blonde smile everytime it is lightening? She thinks someone is taking her picture.
What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Spot.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They\'re both empty from the neck up.
What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.
Why aren\'t blondes allowed to take coffee breaks? It takes to long to retrain them.
What do you call a brunette with a blonde sitting on each side of her. An interpreter.
What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles.
What does a bleached blonde and a 747 have in common? They both have a black box.
Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In First.
Why do blondes wear underwear? They make good ankle warmers.
What\'s the advantage of being married to a blonde? Parking in handicapped spots.
What does a blonde and a computer have in common? You don\'t know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
Why do blondes wear green lipstick? They know that red means stop.
THERE AREN\'T MANY BLONDES ON OUR TEAM THIS YEAR. MAYBE THEY\'LL GET THEIR HEADS STRAIGHT.
yes, that\'s right ladies and gentlemen.......
Welcome to the all new B&G board............
Blondes and Gold forever................
or is that blondes and gold go together????
dog????????????? what dog???????????
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