Saints Jokes

BrooksMustGo · 09-30-2003, 06:16 PM

Saw this on another boards, thought it was funnier than Brooks trying to look poised.

after the colts game tebucky jones and ashley ambrose were so upset at the way they played they decided to end it all.
from either side of a one way street they simutaneously threw themselves in front of a speeding bus.
fortunately the bus got through untouched

BrooksMustGo · 09-30-2003, 11:40 PM

here\'s another one...

Little boy in meeting with the judge during his parents\' divorce

Judge asks, \"Son do you want to go live with your Dad?\"
Little boy says, \"No sir, he beats me.\"

Judge asks, \"So you\'d rather live with your Mom?\"
Little boy answers, \"No sir, she beats me too.\"

Judge asks, \"So who would you like to live with?\"
Little boy thinks really hard for a few minutes and then answers, \"I want to live with the New Orleans Saints, \'cause they never beat anybody.\"

BrooksMustGo · 10-08-2003, 08:20 PM

Hey,

Did you hear that Aaron Brooks couldn\'t get into his house?

It seems that someone has painted an end zone on his front door.

saintz08 · 10-09-2003, 12:54 AM

The bomb squad, fire department, hazmat team & emergency services were called out to Saints practice today for a potental terrorism threat. Apparently there was a strange white substance that no one could identify. Turns out it was a false alarm - it was the just the goal line.

TheOriginalSwampdog · 10-09-2003, 01:38 PM

Now this is funny stuff. Sad but funny.

BrooksMustGo · 10-09-2003, 10:51 PM

A guy walks into a New Orleans bar with a small dog under his arm. There\'s a Saints game on TV. The guy puts the dog on the bar. The bar tender tells the guy \"No dogs allowed\". The guy says \" He\'s a huge Saints fan, he\'s watched every game since I got him, just watch\". The dog intently watches the typically horrible game. At the very end of the game the Saints manage to kick a field goal. The dog barks three times, then does three backflips in a row. The bartender says \"Wow, that was amazing. What does he do when they score a touchdown?\" The dog\'s owner thinks for a minute and says \"I don\'t know, I\'ve only owned him three years.\"

BrooksMustGo · 10-09-2003, 10:54 PM

Did you hear the Saints are replaceing the surface in the Dome? They looked at grass, astroturf and field turf but decided on paper because the only way the Saints ever look good is on paper.

[Edited on 10/10/2003 by BrooksMustGo]

[Edited on 10/10/2003 by BrooksMustGo]

BlackandBlue · 10-17-2003, 08:21 AM

Someone sent this to me via email this morning:

Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. \"My father\'s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer\'s really good, he\'ll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money.\"
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, \"Is that really true about your father?\"
\"No,\" said Johnny, \"He plays for the New Orleans Saints, but I was too embarrassed to say so.\"

09-30-2003, 06:16 PM	#1
BrooksMustGo 1000 Posts + Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,762	Saints Jokes Saw this on another boards, thought it was funnier than Brooks trying to look poised. after the colts game tebucky jones and ashley ambrose were so upset at the way they played they decided to end it all. from either side of a one way street they simutaneously threw themselves in front of a speeding bus. fortunately the bus got through untouched

09-30-2003, 11:40 PM	#2
BrooksMustGo 1000 Posts + Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,762	Saints Jokes here\'s another one... Little boy in meeting with the judge during his parents\' divorce Judge asks, \"Son do you want to go live with your Dad?\" Little boy says, \"No sir, he beats me.\" Judge asks, \"So you\'d rather live with your Mom?\" Little boy answers, \"No sir, she beats me too.\" Judge asks, \"So who would you like to live with?\" Little boy thinks really hard for a few minutes and then answers, \"I want to live with the New Orleans Saints, \'cause they never beat anybody.\"

10-08-2003, 08:20 PM	#3
BrooksMustGo 1000 Posts + Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,762	Saints Jokes Hey, Did you hear that Aaron Brooks couldn\'t get into his house? It seems that someone has painted an end zone on his front door.

10-09-2003, 12:54 AM	#4
saintz08 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 3,020	Saints Jokes The bomb squad, fire department, hazmat team & emergency services were called out to Saints practice today for a potental terrorism threat. Apparently there was a strange white substance that no one could identify. Turns out it was a false alarm - it was the just the goal line.
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10-09-2003, 01:38 PM	#5
TheOriginalSwampdog 100th Post Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 215	Saints Jokes Now this is funny stuff. Sad but funny.

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10-09-2003, 10:51 PM	#6
BrooksMustGo 1000 Posts + Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,762	Saints Jokes A guy walks into a New Orleans bar with a small dog under his arm. There\'s a Saints game on TV. The guy puts the dog on the bar. The bar tender tells the guy \"No dogs allowed\". The guy says \" He\'s a huge Saints fan, he\'s watched every game since I got him, just watch\". The dog intently watches the typically horrible game. At the very end of the game the Saints manage to kick a field goal. The dog barks three times, then does three backflips in a row. The bartender says \"Wow, that was amazing. What does he do when they score a touchdown?\" The dog\'s owner thinks for a minute and says \"I don\'t know, I\'ve only owned him three years.\"
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10-09-2003, 10:54 PM	#7
BrooksMustGo 1000 Posts + Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,762	Saints Jokes Did you hear the Saints are replaceing the surface in the Dome? They looked at grass, astroturf and field turf but decided on paper because the only way the Saints ever look good is on paper. [Edited on 10/10/2003 by BrooksMustGo] [Edited on 10/10/2003 by BrooksMustGo]

10-17-2003, 08:21 AM	#8
BlackandBlue Kinder, gentler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: dirty south Posts: 3,889	Saints Jokes Someone sent this to me via email this morning: Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. \"My father\'s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer\'s really good, he\'ll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money.\" The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, \"Is that really true about your father?\" \"No,\" said Johnny, \"He plays for the New Orleans Saints, but I was too embarrassed to say so.\"
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