JOESAM2002

Let's imagine for a while that the New Orleans Saints are going to put on a play. This play is one of the all time favorites of the country. The Wizard of Oz. Here's what I need you guys to do. I want you to cast the members of this play from the Saints players and coaching staff. This can be fun if you let it. After all, it looks like we might need something to laugh about.

So here are your characters.

1. Tin man-

2. Scarecrow-

3. Cowardly Lion-

4. Dorothy-

5. the Munchkins-

6. Last but not least Toto-

Let's have some fun with this. After a few days, I might even give ya'll my picks.LOL



[Edited on 6/10/2003 by JOESAM2002]

TheOriginalSwampdog

Joe, way to go. Hell, if you don\'t laugh, you\'ll cry so we might as well have some fun. Here you go:

Tinman-Tebucky Jones. Talk about no heart, I\'ve seen 3 years olds tackle better

Scarecrow- Aaron Brooks-Has to be one of the \"dumbest\" qb\'s in the league. Can\'t read
defenses and constantly makes bad decisions. NO BRAIN!

Cowardly Lion- Tom Benson-Too much of a coward to let last season play out before
putting out mucho bucks on Haz and Brooks. Should have
learned his lesson from the Ditka fiasco. This was a close
between lion and the Scarecrow.

Dorothy-Jim Haslett-Codles his players and his teams play soft. What kind of defensive
minded head coach plays D like we do? A disgrace.

Munchkins-The entire defensive unit for not having enough pride to play above their
heads. Play like midgets, in my opion

And lastly-TOTO-RICK VENTURI-A dog if ever I\'ve seen one. Horrible defensive cood.
who NEVER deserved the job in the first place. He\'s the dog and his
scheme is dog poop!

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JudeThaddeus

Very funny! It\'s nice to have something to be amused about on the B&G. Here goes:

1. Tin man- We can rotate this role among those not cast in other roles. Almost everyone on the team fits the pathetic, effeminate, role.

2. Scarecrow- Aaron Brooks. I can already hear him singing \"If I only had a brain\". What a doofus, bumbling around dropping stuff (the ball) and flinging it all over the place (couldn\'t hit a lake if he was on the bottom).

3. Cowardly Lion- This is where Tebucky really shines! I can see him dodging out of the way of the witch\'s soldiers (an aging running back named Eddie). He is fast, alright. Though only when runs away....

4. Dorothy- Haslett in a black wig and blue dress. After all, he is leading this rotten disaster of a season.

5. the Munchkins- Our defensive front four - \"We represent the lollypop gin.\"

6. Last but not least Toto- Venturi! He already follows Haslett around on the sidelines panting for his approval. As an aside, Dorothy couldn\'t control Toto in the movie version, so this works too.

Deuce gets to be in the audience with the rest of us. I say we arm him with a super-soaker. He gets to spray down cast with Louisianna Hot Sauce.

We only serve chicken at the concessions stand.

[Edited on 6/10/2003 by JudeThaddeus]

DblBogey

This may be the only fun Saints fans will have this week, so here goes . . .

1. Tin man- Aaron Brooks-If the team leader (LOL) doesn\'t have heart then no one else is either

2. Scarecrow-Aaron Brooks - if he had one (brain) he would try to get Michael Lewis\'s old job on the beer truck

3. Cowardly Lion- Aaron Brooks - if he had courage then he would know that he is in over his head in the NFL and would quit football and get a toothpaste commercial with the set of ivorys we accustom to seeing while NO burns down

4. Dorothy- Aaron Brooks- because I have seen girls throw the ball better than some we have seen from AB

5. the Munchkins- the defense alias the Keystone Cops-they can\'t even chase thier own asses. Manning killed them in the air and Davis on the ground, Is anyone home on the \"D\".

6. Last but not least Toto- Got to be Hazhadit. The only way I think Brooks is staying in the games is some sort of beastiality thing going on between Toto and Dorothy.

Hey Goodell . . . This year we will kick ass for free!

saintfan

You forgot the Wizard Joe...tough call, but as I recall the Wizard was a fake, and so I can only get it down to one of the following two...

Swamppuppie or Saintz08.

What, they\'re not on the team? Well well, coulda fooled THEM. Both of \'em act as if they\'ve been running an NFL franchise for years now. hmmmm...

What, they\'re not on the coaching staff? Well well, coulda fooled THEM. Men with their obviously ability SHOULD be collecting NFL paychecks rather than government cheese.

TheOriginalSwampdog

Saintsfrankenfurter, I\'ll leave you with a line from Malibu\'s Most Wanted:

DON\'T BE HATIN\'!!!

JOESAM2002

Come on now. I know we can do better than this. Where are all you talant co-ordinators?

Saintsfan4ever

I thought about it a good bit....but I just can`t seem to improve on theSwampdog` and Bogey`s cast placement. You guys rock! I needed that laugh

JOESAM2002

You guy\'s have let me down on this one. I thought there would be a lot more participation on this. Hey, it\'s all for laughs and God knows we need them.