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this is a discussion within the Saints Community Forum; I saw this somewhere else and made the mistake of trying to take a swallow of pepsi while I was reading it. Oddly enough, these are the Saints I remember. :casstet: 2003 Revised New Orleans Saints SCHEDULE September 14................John Curtis ...

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Old 10-08-2003, 10:33 PM   #1
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I saw this somewhere else and made the mistake of trying to take a swallow of pepsi while I was reading it.
Oddly enough, these are the Saints I remember. :casstet:

2003 Revised New Orleans Saints SCHEDULE

September 14................John Curtis High School

21................Cub Scout Troop #101

28................New Orleans Blind Academy


October

5.................Spanish American War Vets

12................Crippled Children's Home

19................The State Mental Hospital

26................Girl Scout Troop # 353

November

2..................Covington Venereal Disease Clinic

9..................Greater St. Stevens Boys Choir

16.................Korean Amputees


SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME

December

8.........The CBD Gay Boys Club


** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **

1 - When playing polio patients, the Saints must not disconnect knee braces.

2 - When playing the Blind - the Saints cannot hide the ball under their jerseys.

3 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line for all you

Saints fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.

4 -The Saints will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.

5 - The Saints will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time.

6 - The Saints will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.

7 - The Saints will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more,

instead of the usual ten yards.


** NAME CHANGE **

The New Orleans Saints will be changed to the "New Orleans Tampons" as they are only

good for one period and have no second string.

** COACHING CHANGES **

Monica Lewinsky will be named head coach. She will no doubt blow a few, but

she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!
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Old 10-08-2003, 11:17 PM   #2
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Yea kinda like, \"Will the lady that left her 11 kids at the Superdome,please pick them up. They\'re beating the Saints 27-3 in the 1st quarter. They have become quite unruley.\"
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Old 10-08-2003, 11:19 PM   #3
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True story here. I was driving down the interstate and saw a sign that said I-10 and under that it said Saints -0

Get it? Interstate -10

Saints -0

[Edited on 9/10/2003 by BillyCarpenter1]
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