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this is a discussion within the Saints Community Forum; Ok you creative Saints fans... I need some good jokes to post on my bosses door about his team losing. I am re-decorating his office with all my Saints stuff while he is out....

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Old 09-10-2010, 02:59 PM   #1
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Ok you creative Saints fans... I need some good jokes to post on my bosses door about his team losing. I am re-decorating his office with all my Saints stuff while he is out.
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Old 09-10-2010, 06:09 PM   #2
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How many Vikings does it take to win a Superbowl?

Who F'n knows...?
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Old 09-10-2010, 06:56 PM   #6
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Minnesota payed 12 million for Favre this year.

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Old 09-10-2010, 06:58 PM   #7
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arent the vikings as a team a joke in itself?

what about chili...that my friend is a funny joke...
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Old 09-10-2010, 07:00 PM   #8
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arent the vikings as a team a joke in itself?

what about chili...that my friend is a funny joke...
I have a dirty Chilli joke that I'll save for SMACK.
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Old 09-10-2010, 07:20 PM   #9
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What do you get when you cross a Viking and a queen? A gay dude who can't tackle! lol Geaux Saints
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Old 09-10-2010, 07:29 PM   #10
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Q. How do the Vikings count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10

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Q. Why doesn't St. Paul have a professional football team?
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