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this is a discussion within the Saints Community Forum; Got this post off of a Bucs board , some Saints fan had the guts to pull up in their site and lay this one off , rather interesting . Three Reasons the Saints will CRUSH You 1) Statistics lie. ...

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Old 10-28-2003, 11:38 PM   #1
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Got this post off of a Bucs board , some Saints fan had the guts to pull up in their site and lay this one off , rather interesting .

Three Reasons the Saints will CRUSH You

1) Statistics lie. We, in fact, have the #1 offense in the NFL. If you negate all of the dropped passes, incomplete passes, no-gain runs, and turnovers, and turn them all into long touchdown plays, it's more than obvious that our talent is far superior to any other team in the NFL.

2) Statistics lie even more. We, in fact, have the #1 defense in the NFL. If you negate all the completed passes, accurate passes, runs for gains, and scores from other teams, and turn them all into turnovers for touchdowns, it's more than obvious that our talent is far superior to any other team in the NFL.

3) Wins do not lie. Losses do. If you negate our 5 losses, we're undefeated.

You can't deny any of these three facts. I dare you to try.

The bottom line is, we're by far the most dangerous team in the NFL. We cleaned up our QB problem by getting rid of that idiot Delhomme, and now we can focus on running our ship with Brooks at the helm. Delhomme was a joke and a distraction. I mean, what are the Panthers now? 6-1? Look at that loss.

Aaron Brooks is on the verge of breaking out as one of the top 5 QB superstars in the league. Not only does he have a cannon of an arm, mobility like Vick, and the vision to see everything down the field, but he also has the powers of flight and the ability to read minds. He's a telepathetic nightmare.

Deuce McAllister is another earth-shattering weapon. The only thing stopping him from busting out with 200 yards every game is the crappy officiating. It seems like every time they had the ball off to him and he runs for 200 yards, they call it back on holding. What a bunch of crap. You guys just better make sure the officials are on your side this time.

Jim Haslett is the best coach ever. He is yet to lose a game that he's won. Don't believe me? Feel free to look it up. I've hidden this sentence in the middle of an obscure paragraph to see how many people actually read this and get the sarcasm. Jim Haslett is going to outplay Gruden 100%. Gruden is a joke. Gruden always has been a joke. His Superbowl ring doesn't count because he cheated.

So the bottom line is, you're going to lose this game by the score of at least 31-0. At least. You can't even deny it. I dare you to try.

Bucs rhymes with Sucks. There's a reason.

Saints-31
Bucs-0 (IF they're lucky!)

Write it down.


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Old 10-29-2003, 07:49 AM   #2
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So, you\'re a Bucs fan too 08? The sarcasm sure smells like you. hmmmmmm...
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Old 10-29-2003, 08:08 AM   #3
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You two need to get a room, for Christ\'s sake. :P
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Old 10-29-2003, 08:23 AM   #4
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BMG, sounds like the BEAT is alive and well on the Bucs board.
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Old 10-29-2003, 09:45 AM   #5
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Sorry Saintsfan ,

Not a Buc\'s fan , but I did have to jump in with Bayou Bullet on the thread and drop some smack .
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Old 10-29-2003, 09:51 AM   #6
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Are you being honest 08? Cause as much as it hurts there is no one better at sarcasm than you. C\'mon man...tell me da trufe!

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Old 10-29-2003, 08:33 PM   #7
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Saintsfan ,

I may not always agree with you , but I have no reason to lie to you .

My last post :

Do the Saints fans actually think Aaron Brooks will light up our secondary.

j/p We enjoy the occasional smack talk but we enjoy breakdown\'s and analysis\' more.

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Do the Saints fans actually think Aaron Brooks will light up our secondary.

Like a Christmas tree . It is going to be like Christmas no.3 , make the ornament boys , it has already happened twice at the hands of the Saints . And the Saints are marchin in to town for the annual Bucs secondary light up parade .

We enjoy the occasional smack talk but we enjoy breakdown\'s and analysis\' more.

Since the start of the N.F.C. South division

Saints - 2
Bucs - 0

Bucs got the ring , but the Saints have the ownership papers .


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On another note, I\'ll take a bite of that crow 08. - Saintfan
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