This made me laugh.

So, I kind of have a story similar to this. Sunday, the boyfriend and I went to the Broncos/Rams game and they were showing highlights of the GB/ATL game beforehand. I had already polished off my second beer and was feeling ornry. In the middle of Mile High Stadium, I drunkenly shouted, "Ugh I HATE Matt Ryan. Sometimes, I want to Chuck Norris his little mouth breathing face." About 20 Broncos fans turned around and started laughing. It was pretty awesome.