True Story
 

Matt Ryan says to his doctor, "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, and they were all dancing in a row." The psychiatrist says, "Now hold on, Matty Ice. That doesn't sound so terrible." Matty says, "Oh, yeah? I was the third girl from the end."

true story kids......true story


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another true story I heard the other day while in Hotlanta

Roddy White and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, and he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looked up from the page and said to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?" She looked at him wistfully, smiled, and replied, "Oh, yeah? Prove it." He frowned for a moment, then said, "Okay." He got up and walked out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face. About a half hour later, Roddy returned all tired and sweaty and proclaimed, "Well, I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig is always squealing, how can I tell?"

True story.....true story kids

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:lolup:

LMMFAO!

There must be some Mike Smith "true" stories going around as well. Like Halo's relationship with Smith's imaginary daughter.

I hear she's hot.:dunce:

Here we go again The Coach's daughters name is Logan and she is a huge Cowboy fan!! Go figure.

LMFAO ... Hilarious