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Happy Thanksgiving to all! Here\'s my holiday wish to all of you. I wish you enough turkey to eat so that even unbuttoning your pants during the Cowboys/Dolphins game is still not enough to make room. Here\'s hope that you eat enough stuffing that you vomit from running too fast in the backyard during that game of touch football. I hope that you eat enough pumpkin pie that when you finally \"realease\" it that you\'ll have a decoration for Halloween next year. I hope that when your family sits down for dinner that your uncle Lou stops clipping his toenails long enough to tell the dirtiest joke that anyone has EVER heard. While his new wife explains how strippers today don\'t have the class that she used to have. Here\'s hope that those leftovers that normally last until late December morph into a run-\"stuffing\" machine and the Saints pick it up off the waiver wire to carry them to the playoffs. *Takes triple shot of tang*. And fianlly, here\'s hope that any of you Razorback fans out there eat enough so that the team feels it and saves LSU yet ANOTHER letdown by crushing Arkansas tomorrow. In the immortal words of Paul Harvey........now you know the rest of the story. GOOD DAY!!!