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this is a discussion within the Saints Community Forum; Alot of Marines are @$$holes, but that's what makes them special; not entitled, but special. Nonetheless, they serve so they get a pass. God Bless 'em. Is the avatar and wife the same? That's a good question... Alot of women ...

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Old 05-09-2011, 07:29 AM   #11
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Alot of Marines are @$$holes, but that's what makes them special; not entitled, but special.

Nonetheless, they serve so they get a pass.

God Bless 'em.

Is the avatar and wife the same? That's a good question...

Alot of women are pink jersey types (same ones who still wear the Johnny Damon Pink Red Sox jerseys after the Traitor went to the Yankees; the jerseys should have been burned and those still wearing them publicly mocked). They say they care but it's out of sight, out of mind for them.

It's actually you're fault.

The only non Saints merchandising that should be allowed in your house would be, as an example, a Seahawks jersey being worn by your step-son with the condition that if he puts it down/removes it, that it is immediately destroyed!

Kind of like those crazy sovereign nation/embassy courtesies that countries extend to one another.

You must defend your house!

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Funny story .... !
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Old 05-09-2011, 12:04 PM   #13
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This has multi uses in situations like this.

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Old 05-09-2011, 12:14 PM   #14
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This has multi uses in situations like this.

ha haaaaaaa. thats funny.
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Old 05-09-2011, 01:14 PM   #16
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Boy, you guys are tough. It's obvious she is suffering from some debilitating brain disorder. You can't hit or torture the mentally ill. She's sick and is screaming out for help. It was probably brought on by the shock of seeing her son, her own flesh and blood, in Seahawks gear and depression caused by the eternal darkness you guys suffer from up there in Alaska. I think it's time for an intervention. She needs to be taken immediately to New Orleans! She needs to be taken to a surprise Saints party or bar with 17 TVs, each showing a different game from the 2009 season. She needs New Orleans jazz and South Louisiana Zydeco music playing. She needs to drink a Hurricane or a Jax beer. She needs to be taken back to the hotel and have mad monkey sex while wearing a Drew Brees jersey and screaming "WHO-DAT". That and only that will bring her around. If none of that works...damn, I'm out of advice. I guess you're on your own.

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What you should do is wait until there both are gone and throw that Seahawk s#@t away or since you live in Alaska tell them a bear or moose broke in and s#@ted on there Seahawks stuff. That's it take all on the Seahawk stuff and s##t on it that will learn them.
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Old 05-09-2011, 05:15 PM   #18
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First off, thank your son for me for his service to our country.

I had a similar situation that is still not completely settled:

My Mom sent me a Buccaneers Super Bowl t-shirt as a birthday present!!!

The only thing that kept her from being *****-slapped was being my Mom.

Deep down inside I still haven't forgiven her for that.
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Originally Posted by Srgt. Hulka View Post
She needs to be taken immediately to New Orleans! She needs to be taken to a surprise Saints party or bar with 17 TVs, each showing a different game from the 2009 season. She needs New Orleans jazz and South Louisiana Zydeco music playing. She needs to drink a Hurricane or a Jax beer. She needs to be taken back to the hotel and have mad monkey sex while wearing a Drew Brees jersey and screaming "WHO-DAT".

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ha haaaaaaa. thats funny.
LOL I like it.
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