I'd build the perfect levee system.

I would build a new stadium outside of town, eliminate the season ticket waiting list, end the parking nightmare, and put a screen twice the size of Jerry's in it.

If You Had a Billion Jillion $$$, Where Would You Sit?

on my arse

I'd have a box with a jacuzzi up front, askew to the right (with harem)...

In between the quarters, the front of my suite would detach/float around like in the new Star Wars trilogy - and I pull up and invite gals to come back to the suite - sweet huh?

Back at the base suite I'd have the wireless thing going so I could check out the Black & Gold FFL scoring...

Meanwhile, I'd have food and drink from Voodoo BBQ, Zea's Rotisserie, & Pat O'Brien's...

In the middle of all of this I'd have my own personal ball washer - Thanks to Mr. L Black for the suggestion...

It's a billion, jillion dollars - got be creative...

If I had a million jillion dollars I would be too busy

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all the Saints players to worry about watching the game. They would be to worn out to play anyway.

Dude.

Gross.

Dude...

are you calling new orleans a ****hole?

wow.

With Rita.

I love it, and was born and raised herebut you have to admit, if one had the money to spend to see the world NOLA would look like a ****hole comparativly speaking. It has more of an upside than a downside, but face it the city leaves alot to be desired. Until the crime rate, political corruption, and unemployment rate changes I will continue to think so. I am waiting on a liquor license that has not been signed off on because the DA who must sign has a son who is a competitor and every day he drags ass on signing benifits him. Try to own a business here after owning one somewhere else and tell me that there is not a major problem. Just because one believes the state of the city is in shambles making it a ****hole does not mean they are anti Saints or anti NOLA.

Yep... we live in the armpit of the country since it's hot, humid and stinks. ;)