If you could play for the Saints....
 

What position would you play? :bng:


Suggest other positions for other members....

I would play some blues..:D

I would play kicker so I could just basically hang out and watch the game on the sidelines. I would not have to worry about getting hit too much and wouldnt have to work as hard as most of the guys. Im kind of a lazy *****.

Waterboy!

Seriously though; stick me in the crowded backfield, I'll collect the checks and never see the field behind PT, Ingram, Sproles, Bell :bng:

I think that the only thing I know for sure is that Choupique would be the water boy...

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Waaaaaater sucks. It really really sucks....

I'm want Loomis's job. I'd cut some dead weight on this board. :mad:

Really i would want to be the D-Line coach...they would hate me..

Secondary coach. I would make them play in 50 lbs of pads, tackle grizzly bears for their dinner, and catch cacti all day until they could come up with an interception. We'd go 15-1.

I'd play any position except center. Another man rubbing on my n**s for 60 minutes is out of the question.

So what you're really trying to say is you want to play QB? :doh:

That's why Brett Favre didn't want to retire.

I want his job, too.

You can play center. :D

With an avatar like that he can be the hot dog vendor.

I would be the coaching assistant that called all 3rd & 4th down short yardage plays.

When that wasn't going on, I would serve as Rita Benson's personal assistant...

Corner. Or trainer. Either way I get to work somebody over.

I would be an OT and I'd going all Kyle Turley on the defence.

Strato would be 1st Jockstrap holder!

Foreverfan would be in charge of replacing Gumbo with a cat named Jambalaya!

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I might also apply for the job as massage therapist for the Saintsations...

RB. I use to spin and dance around furniture when I was younger. I always thought I was the next Barry Sanders.

I'll be in charge of taking care of the Saintsations :)

Most definitely "team medical personnel"....let's see, we have Moore, Colston, etc., etc. injured. And Drew might skin his knee or something (that's all the injury that he's allowed). :) No problem!!!

I'd be the guy scratching plays off of Sean Payton's play sheet,
or firing up the O/D line with that butt paddle.

fullback just to unload a blow that leaves a cave like area so we can pick up a foot/yard and not worry about fumbling

Equipment manager in charge of bringing the "wood."

Any position pertaining to football that paid the league minimum would do for me!Practice Squad pays pretty damn well!!!!$5,000 a week? If only I would've tried out!:beer:

Scouting for Saintsaitions I'd do for free!!!!!Auditions held @ my home!:twisted:

Defensive end... There are a few guys who need their cigarette break cut short. (insert your least fav QB here) And I'd have a special checking account to handle the inevitable fines.

Punter. If you do your job relatively well no one rides your butt. You've got plenty of time to watch the game. And once this offense warms up I'd never have to set foot on the field.

Id be QB or WR. Canfield is pretty bad so if 1 and 2 go down heres the Villy. WR cus im a gazell.

If injected with the Super Soldier serum, I'd love to try cornerback for the Saints. I took pride in defense in other sports and trying not to let the other guy beat you.

Punter - I would not get hit - that much.

Becasue these f--kers are HUGE & would break me into three pieces if they really hit me!!

Saintsation wrangler, no question.

SAINTSATION thong... No that's not right... "Dear Lord, forgive me for I have sinned... again..."

We better only play morning games then.... :-D :-D

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If I could play for the Saints, my 5'11 3/4, 179 lbs, I want to be excused from it all. I run a 6.1 forty with the wind blowing in my back. Please put me on injured reserve immediately, I seriously do not want to get hit.

Seriously? Bring the wood?

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Yeah, seriously. I figured there wouldn't be that much to do and, therefore, I could just concentrate on the cheerleader - which would undoubtedly result in I bringing the "wood."

DE. Played that in High School. Only prob is I've lost ALOT of weight. Now I'm a runner.

Running Back,Like i did in college , Had 2634 yards for the season in 12th grade and 32 touch downs , in 8 games. Lost the national championship to the Devil Dogs when I sprained my ankle, but continued to play in the 1st quarter.
On the team I was the running back, kick returner, safety, and sometimes a DL.,I only sat out of one play in 3 years of high school, lol
Im like Al bundy on steroids my wife says,lol