"RUN FORREST! RUN!"

" I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. "

Offensive line? An offensive line! Who needs a freaking offensive line for what we pay you!

"Go to your room, Jason Christopher Cutler! No Twilight DVD's either!"

Dude.....my son could have avoided that sack and he's like, this tall!

"Get in your corner get in your corner right now get in your corner!"

I've already told you, Saintfan has dibs on Zooey. You're just going to have to get over it.

GO get on yo knees , yer in time out,

Hey you dope...You knew this was coming Now go sit your sorry azz down chump!