neugey |
10-07-2011 08:37 AM |
Ugh I had a nightmare about the Drew Brees contract situation last night ...
In my dream, free agent Drew Brees and Brittany were at a sidewalk diner in NYC. An ESPN camera crew came up to interview Brees, who had about 8 rum and cokes and working on his next one. The interview goes something like this ...
"(Invoking Bronx accent) I waanna play here. (taps table twice loudly) Right here! I'm sick of the South, I don't need Sean, I wanna play in the Big Apple. I wanna be Broadway Joe. Why? Everybody loves Joe. This girl likes Broadway too!!! (Brittany shooing microphone away from here as Drew drunkenly motions repetitively at her). Don't you know I'm worth it to be here?!"
My subliminal says it is time to get our guy signed!!!
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