Sunday morning church
 

and here's my first surmon:

I woke up this morning with little to do, but I remembered somethings or two. I went to the kitchen and forgot where I was, is this the beginning of alzhiemers. My wife said wake up honey whats the matter, oh I was dreaming and why are you holding that hammer. I said it might look like a hammer but it ain't so you better run cuz I got to pee! lol roflmao

Don't we have a joke forum?

yes we do FF but this was a church surmon and I don't joke about gettin my church on.