I call him Tom Condom...
 

Because when you see him you know you are about to get f***ed.

Fractured Relationship with Chargers:
Major clients give NFL agent Tom Condon a lot of clout

Bridges burned in New England:
Brandon Lloyd

Hated in New Orleans:
Mickey Loomis, Tom Condon are the two key players in Drew Brees contract negotiation - New Orleans Saints Football NFL News - NOLA.com

There are only 29 teams left Tom, jeez.

Agents are like condoms ... they can protect you but you might not enjoy it as much.