"Dey traded da QB" -random guy on golf course
 

I played golf on Coronado Island at the Naval base Sunday. A threesome, they hooked us up with a guy who happened to be a starter at another course whom I had never met before. Two holes in, I noticed his Saints ball marker on his hat. We get into talking and he says "You see what day did?"
Checking Saints and golf news 4 times every hour (once per hour while I'm sleeping), I say no and immediately check my phone. He says "Day traded the QB" I almost threw up. I looked and found nothing. Relieved, I turned my attention to the frustration I had with this man. I then made a bounty on his golf ball.


He ended up being one of the coolest old men I'd ever met.
WTF!

Did the old man look anything like George Burns?

Does George Burns resemble someone from bywater? It's ok to stereotype for the next 15 seconds.... I'll wait...

George Burns looked like God in the movie, "Oh, God!"...so I was thinkin' that maybe God was delivering you a message...and I'm not sure what you meant by the bywater and stereotyping comment, so, please clue me in.

Not funny in the least. I would have hidden his putter. HA!!