The National Fairy League Story
 

Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away, there was a country that had an exciting game called football. Only the toughest and bravest of men could play, as this sport was a test of physical strength, prowess and skill! One day, the country made a mistake and made a little fairy tzarmother named Rogie Badell the commissioner of this great game. From this day on, the exciting sport took a downward turn. Instead of tough physical hits, players had to stop and ask permission to touch another player. Soon players were even fined for bumping into opponents on the field. Players were required to wear team colored lace on their jockstraps, and matching ribbons on their helmets. And alas, the sport finally died off, as fans became more engrossed in watching paint dry than in watching THE NATIONAL FAIRY LEAGUE. And so it went in this galaxy far, far away......WHO DAT!

GOOD POINT JOANIE.
this will turn into all offense league. starting in 2012 records and more offensive records will fall. and defenses giving up more points than u ever seen. arm tackling will become a stat. lol