Why does Godell
 

Why does Godell always wear a tie?

To cover up the cold, black vortex that replaced his heart 6 years ago?

To keep his head from floating away

Because his mommy makes him.

That's where he gets his inferiority complex that makes him throw tantrums at others to feel like a bigger man, from.

To cover the circumcision scar.

To make him look human.

Really?

When is his contract up? It's going to be interesting to see if the owners re-up his services. "Getting hit by the Shield" has to be something they are concerned about IMO.

You are going to have to fill this one in for me...
Is this because he is jewish and has a penis on his neck?

Really?

He's a D***. And the scar would be approximately located around the neck area, at the base of the head.