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04-23-2012 03:37 PM |
BREAKING NEWS - Saints accused of tampering
NFL officials announced today that the league's investigation of the Saints "bounty" program has also turned up an interesting side story that could be just as damaging to the franchise's reputation and open them up to more of the wrath of Emperor Goodell..
Unnamed and unreliable sources say that Drew Brees and Saints staff tampered with the football during games in the 2009-2011 seasons. The story goes on to say that Drew carried a needle valve with him and would let precisely 0.75 psi of air out of the football, allowing the receivers to get a better grip on the ball. There is also evidence that in tight games that Drew was seen sprinkling magic pixie dust on the ball to aid in making big plays.
http://www.nflisfullofcrap.com/saints/witchhunt.html
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