Meanwhile, other news...
 

The sinking of the Titanic has finally been traced to The Saints. Some reporters have said that The Saints weren't around in 1912 but Goodell replied 'That's not the point. There was a problem and someone saw them do it, and we have lots of papery stuff with writing on that says it was them'
When asked to show said evidence, Goodell pointed something out to the media and while they were distracted, ran the other way.

Just like Roger, always "misplacing" evidence :doh:

I heard that Vilma payed the Illuminati $10,000 to make sure the Titanic sank. Come on Goodell, Nostradamus said it would happen... That's evidence enough right?!

Goddell is going to make a lot of papers out of pine trees before this ends.

Mickey Loomis was flipping a secret toggle switch and listening to the Titanic's telegraph communications and giving them to the iceberg.

This is great!! :lolup:

In their brief investigation, the NFL discovered a jersey #72 with the name Oswald on the back. I guess the Saints are being blamed for shooting Kennedy.
I think this all stems from a kid at daycare wearing black and gold making fun of little Roger Goodell for trying repeatedly to put the round peg in the square hole.

I thought it was understood by all of us that Loomis was the 2nd gunman on the grassy knoll :doh:

I just heard that Gregg Williams put a bounty on Anastasia as well. Keep 'em coming guys, we're re-writing the history according to Goodell lol. Love it.

The NFL and ESPN are also investigating why neither Big Foot or the Loch Ness Monster have been spotted since the Loomis/Payton regime took over in New Orleans.

You know damn good and well that that SOB Loomis was responsible for the dissapearance of Amelia Earhart!! I heard it from my sisters cousin's brother's nephew's mother' husband's dog!

I just heard that Loomis stole little Rogie Goodell's lunch money in the 3rd grade! Must be true!

This also just in......Back in the 90's, Loomis returned a VHS tape without rewinding!

Holy Crap!!! Tell me it ain't so!!!!

The Saints weren't around in 1912, but Tom Benson was. No further questions, your honor.

Loomis' secret wire tap transmits on such a high frequency that it has been suggested, by anonymous sources, that it triggered the tsunami in Japan.

I KNEW IT!!

The Saints are known to cause cancer in laboratory rats in the State of California.

Cancer in Cali. Best yet. A baby's fart causes cancer in Cali. Also mickey's fault.
Nobody thinks jimmy Hoffa is burried under champion square?

Hey, Watch it Jimmy. You trying to start rumors?!

This just in! It was actually the Saints who bombed Pearl Harbor. They disguised themselves as Japanese, and taught all players to fly fighter aircrafts every offseason, 30 years prior to the attack. Many believe the evil masterminds planned this directly after sinking the Titantic.

Turns out the Saints had a bounty on the levies, and intentionally caused flooding during Katrina. Mickey Loomis and Sean Payton were aware of it, but didn't stop it.

According to sources.

Wait a minute. Something isn't adding up here... Ah screw it, why do math? No dog has ever lied before, so it must be true.

-Roger Goodell

Yes, but as we all know, your sister's cousin's brother's nephew's mother's husband's dog had a beef with Gumbo so the information is not credible.

So...when did credibility have anything to do with any of this?

In 1971, a man known only as 'D.B. Cooper' hijacked and threatened to blow up an airliner, extorted $200,000 from its owner, Northwest Orient, then leaped from the airborne 727 with 21 pounds of $20 bills strapped to his torso ... he was never seen again—dead or alive ... which leads to the question, "Where exactly was Mickey Loomis in 1971?".

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/trutv....-DB-Cooper.jpg

Brilliant!

That little swith under the desk just has to go.
We will call up a storm, a BIG one. Call it Kathy or Katrina or something.
Then we'll blow the levy, flood the city, and during the Superdome confusion,
I'll sneak upstairs, snip them wires, and no one will be the wiser.
Yeah, that's what we'll do.

This thread is amazing! You guys are cracking me up... Awesome stuff!

Roswell, NM incident finally explained...

DoD released information on an NFL team, the New Orleams Saints officials were testing ways to inflitrate the airways to spy on practices and learn game plans of other teams when they lost control of the "craft" and crash landed.

The source also stated the M. Loomis, S.Payton had been initially kept in cryogenic incarceration after the incident due to advanced knowledge received from the "original" owners of the "craft" which would have altered the game of football at the time.