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Might as well blame us for this to..........
My good buddy and huge Saints fan showed me this today its so true there blaming the Saints for everything else so we might as well come clean about everything else that the Saints are responsibly for.......
The Saints faked the moon landing The Saints perpetrated the "Paul is Dead" hoax The Saints put fluoride in your children's water The Saints were responsible for Disco The Saints orchestrated the JFK conspiracy The Saints caused gas to go above $3.00 a gallon The Saints shot J.R. Tom Benson, as a young man, developed Area 51 Morten Anderson's leg caused global warming The Saints sank the Titanic A Saintsation tempted Adam into eating the apple in the Garden of Eden The Saints run with scissors. The Saints carried out the bounty on Jimmy Hoffa The Saints 2009 season caused Charlie Sheen's meltdown...WINNING! The Saints wiped out the dinosaurs The Saints made a weeble wobble fall down. The Saints are responsible for slinkys never going down the stairs like they do in the commercials. The Saints tripped the father of the Bama`s recruit and made him break the BCS Championship Trophy. The Saints are responsible for me running out of coffee the other day. It wasn't the Dingo that ate the baby....it was the Saints The Saints are to blame for childhood obesity The Saints are the reason my marriage is in the toliet |
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The Saints made the Beloved Patriots lose to the NY Ginats.
The Saints made Denver Broncos trade Tebow to NYJ. The Saints made Britney Spears go crazy and lose her mind . The Saints caused the War of 1812 The Saints made the devil do it. The Saints kept Monica Lewinsky's blue dress from The Gap. Someone else , add to the list. Keep it going. The Saints did all of this too according to a source. |
The most important travesty caused by the New Orleans Saints was undoubtedly removing the entire contents of Al Capone's vault making Geraldo Rivera look a lot like John Clayton before John Clayton looked like Pat Yasinskas, which made John Barr so jealous he gave a false report about Loomis having a headset wired to listen to the opposing teams conversations and play calling.
This chain of events Proves that Brett Favre is a psychic..... How so? Because OBVIOUSLY foreseeing this chain of events made him send pictures of his junk to a cheerleader in New York. Prove me wrong |
I just really wish Benson would stop with the green house gases, its killing the ice caps.
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The Saints made me drink!:razz:
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Don't forget the BP oil spill......it was the SAINTS!
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The Saints put a bounty on Abraham Lincoln
The Saints put a bounty on Archduke Ferdinand The Saints wrote and directed The Matrix III The Saints built the Chernobyl nuclear plant The Saints banned the Corvair and the VW Bug .........Remember the Maine????? |
Vietnam? It was the Saints
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The Saints made the Leaning Tower of Pisa lean!
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The Saints are to blame for all the cat pictures on the internet:
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I know right..... You'd think the GOP was behind all of it! lmao, just kidding.... a little
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I'm waiting for the ESPN story that the Saints are responsible for the national debt of $15 trillion (or at least a majority of it).
I'm sure that Loomis through Benson through Jindal through Bush spent trillions of dollars to wire all 70000 seats in the Superdome with state-of-the-art audio of the opposing sideline and locker room, plus HD video of the opposing cheerleaders dressing room. |
The Saints are behind all the crap posted on this board.
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Mel Gibson had it all wrong. The Saints are responsible for all the wars in the world, not the Jews.
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SP and the team got drunk after the super bowl, and traveled threw time to pee the saints symbol defacing the Nazca Lines. Unfortunately carrying small pox, which wiped out the mayans and aztecs. oops
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Saints formed the group nickleback
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The Saints steered a two mile wide asteroid towards Earth causing it to slam into the Earth's surface 60 million years ago, ultimately causing the extinction of most life on the planet, incuding the dinosaurs.
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Sorry for the crusades. Brees couldn't find his helmet, and its only natural that we thought the Muslims took it.
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If I were a player they’d have to show me that my actions were full malcontent or malicious in nature. Every tackle I’ve seen is what every NFL player is doing or has done and still doing. If they can’t show me that on film – lawsuit plan and simple
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The Saints eat all the McRib's when McDonald's isn't selling them.
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The Saints set up Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.
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It was the Saints who broke Geraldo's nose in 1988.
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The Saints planted Yoko into the Beatles circle.
The Saints brought "New Coke" into the world. Tom Benson invented automated phone answering, therefore the Saints are responsible for "if you want this, Press One... If you want that Press two." The Saints told that crazy ex girfriend to run me over with the car. |
The Saints signed Justin Bieber to a recording contract.
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It was Sean Payton who partnered with Bonnie Parker (aka Bonnie and Sean), not Bonnie and Clyde, as originally reported! ;)
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The Saints made Metta World Peace elbow James Harden
The Saints beat Hitman Holla on SMACK/URL John Mecom betted against the team in 1980 when they went 1-15 The Saints are responsible for today's music sucking The Saints for closing McKenzies, Canal Villere, Schwegmanns, Woolworths, Gaylords, Pontchartrain Beach, Reed Unit-Fans, Seafood City, Shoe Town and the Lake Forest Plaza The Saints kept Albert Pujols hitless The Saints are responsible for the national eyesore called "Skinny Jeans" The Saints are the reason why Beyonce had the best video of all time. OF ALL TIME!!!! |
The Saints are the reason why Waldo needs to be found
The Saints are the reason why Van Halen broke up in '85 and they are to blame for Sammy Hagar becoming the lead singer. The Saints are the reason behind "The curse of the Bambino" The Saints built the first wall section of the Berlin Wall The Saints are the reason why Gorachev had a red spot on his head The Saints added the subliminal message in Helter Skelter that told Manson to "Do it" (I know, that one is close to crossing the line on humor and just plain wrong) |
Sean Payton shot the sherrif...AND he shot the deputy...
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