I thought his name was Goodellgits Canser.

Yep...still lost. But then again...I'm hung over right now.

I wish they would've picked somebody else... he supposedly disappears for lengthy periods of time during games.

Apparently he was the only pick on their board for round two...

another brilliant find by the front office.

he came out of nowhere. basically a no-name.
and whatever happened in the past... he has a blank slate.

I guess you could say he was a league mandated pick.

He's never blown a coverage, been burned, been intercepted, or fumbled.
Also his off the field record is spotless.

I hear he is already getting along great with Drew in camp

But he is not the Stig!