When I say pinkie, I really mean pinkie and ring finger.

When you hit him I want his sphincter to pucker like this!!!!

Do I look like Greg Williams !

If you don't learn how to tackle, you have this much of a chance playing for me.

That was only a Two Dollar hit!

I speak sign language. He just said, "You complete me."

Omgoodness... I almost cried laughing at some of those.