FAKE: NFL Launches Yet Another Investigation...
During the HOF game aired Sunday night from Canton, Ohio, Cardinals Quarterback Kevin Kolb was viciously slammed to the ground, receiving injured ribs in the process...
The fact that Coach Payton was in Canton for the induction ceremonies didn't geaux unnoticed by Commissioner Goodell... The Commissioner then asked the Saints not to tackle so hard to which acting Head Coach Vitt responded 'Nuts' - harkening back echoes of legendary Battle of Bastogne (Belgium) veteran General McAuliffe, 101st Airborne... Roman Harper added to the Commissioner that hard hits were not a problem on his part, as was confirmed that no video evidence was available from the past three seasons for the commissioner to convict him of big hits or interceptions that could bring a bounty...:bng: |
I want to put my head in a toilet and flush
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I thought this was a joke until..
Saints Injure Kolb, Under Bounty Investigation...Again - Canal Street Chronicles or is CSC "entertainment"? |
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All the comments below suggest that its a joke, not being reported on nfl.com
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Either way, not the best coincidence for a team coming off a bounty scandal...
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Well the CSC (if a farce) needs to cut the crap.... Last thing we need is Goodell seeing smoke and looking for fire.
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Man joke or not, you can't tell me lets say week "5" a Harper drops the hammer on a receiver. He is hurt, and not one scum bag reporter dosent write some BS story about the bounty. This crap will follow us week in and week out all season long.
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It's filed under CSC Satire - I wish they'd cut that crap out!!
Saints Injure Kolb, Under Bounty Investigation...Again - Canal Street Chronicles |
Kolb fell the wrong way. Plain and simple. Are you kidding me Canal Streert Chroncies.
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You said it HACK !
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Bad thing is, every time a player from the other team is injured it is going to be brought up no matter.
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I hope this is a joke.
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Please, no more references to CSC! Anything from there is to be regarded with extreme prejudice!
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Do they have nothing else to write about
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jeasnpierre, very funny. Made me laugh.
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Here is a post from the CS Chron I thought would be good to paste over here. Very funny.
I think we are going to see many signs around the Dome like this and some creative ones with Bounty paper towels. ------------------------------- No bounties this year. We're just going to beat your ass for free. by Hans Petersen on Aug 5, 2012 10:42 PM CDT upreply ------------------------------------------------ |
I hope they DO bring it up on every hard hit. And I hope the players collectively respond to reporters with a "no comment" comment after ever game. The bigger deal they try to make of it, the more right thinking people will see what a joke the whole thing was from the beginning.
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There is no investigation. Everyone knows these hits are part of the game. EVERY player is fighting for a spot and is preforming to get it.
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Yea this is in poor taste. If some reporter starts slinging allegations every week I hope it doesn't make the players frustrated and gun shy.
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The only thing I know about Canal Street is that there's an excellent "Bed & Breakfast" that also offers "therapeutic massage services"...
I posted this thread in the spirit of parody... Parody, a literary device used to mock through satire, wit a real situation of political, social, or humanity discourse... I'd hope here at B&G we'd be the thinking man's fans... |
Good one Jeanpierre
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Ha!
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Too bad most of the sarcastic actions by the NFL could be mistaken for true
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Re: FAKE: NFL Launches Yet Another Investigation...
Ain't that the truth...
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