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jeanpierre 08-06-2012 07:12 AM

FAKE: NFL Launches Yet Another Investigation...
 
During the HOF game aired Sunday night from Canton, Ohio, Cardinals Quarterback Kevin Kolb was viciously slammed to the ground, receiving injured ribs in the process...

The fact that Coach Payton was in Canton for the induction ceremonies didn't geaux unnoticed by Commissioner Goodell...

The Commissioner then asked the Saints not to tackle so hard to which acting Head Coach Vitt responded 'Nuts' - harkening back echoes of legendary Battle of Bastogne (Belgium) veteran General McAuliffe, 101st Airborne...

Roman Harper added to the Commissioner that hard hits were not a problem on his part, as was confirmed that no video evidence was available from the past three seasons for the commissioner to convict him of big hits or interceptions that could bring a bounty...:bng:

Ashley 08-06-2012 07:22 AM

I want to put my head in a toilet and flush

sharke 08-06-2012 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashley (Post 424521)
I want to put godell's head in a toilet and flush

fixed, you're welcome ;)

TheOak 08-06-2012 07:54 AM

I thought this was a joke until..
Saints Injure Kolb, Under Bounty Investigation...Again - Canal Street Chronicles

or is CSC "entertainment"?

sharke 08-06-2012 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by x626xBlack (Post 424529)
I thought this was a joke until..
Saints Injure Kolb, Under Bounty Investigation...Again - Canal Street Chronicles

or is CSC "entertainment"?

I like Canal Street but sometimes their news is a little too bleacher report-esc.

dizzle88 08-06-2012 08:01 AM

All the comments below suggest that its a joke, not being reported on nfl.com

sharke 08-06-2012 08:02 AM

Either way, not the best coincidence for a team coming off a bounty scandal...

TheOak 08-06-2012 08:08 AM

Well the CSC (if a farce) needs to cut the crap.... Last thing we need is Goodell seeing smoke and looking for fire.

Ashley 08-06-2012 09:23 AM

Man joke or not, you can't tell me lets say week "5" a Harper drops the hammer on a receiver. He is hurt, and not one scum bag reporter dosent write some BS story about the bounty. This crap will follow us week in and week out all season long.

kcsaints 08-06-2012 09:28 AM

It's filed under CSC Satire - I wish they'd cut that crap out!!

Saints Injure Kolb, Under Bounty Investigation...Again - Canal Street Chronicles

QBREES9 08-06-2012 09:35 AM

Kolb fell the wrong way. Plain and simple. Are you kidding me Canal Streert Chroncies.

Seer1 08-06-2012 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashley (Post 424569)
Man joke or not, you can't tell me lets say week "5" a Harper drops the hammer on a receiver. He is hurt, and not one scum bag reporter dosent write some BS story about the bounty. This crap will follow us week in and week out all season long.

Welllll.... judging by our past record of the hundreds of opposing players that have been carted off after being being whacked by the hard tackling Saints defense, I am not overly concerned about what some hack being paid by the word has to say about us. All I have to do is not clicky on the linky.

QBREES9 08-06-2012 09:36 AM

You said it HACK !

Mardigras9 08-06-2012 09:39 AM

Bad thing is, every time a player from the other team is injured it is going to be brought up no matter.

QBREES9 08-06-2012 09:47 AM

I hope this is a joke.

SmashMouth 08-06-2012 09:47 AM

Please, no more references to CSC! Anything from there is to be regarded with extreme prejudice!

QBREES9 08-06-2012 09:48 AM

Do they have nothing else to write about

OldMaid 08-06-2012 10:13 AM

jeasnpierre, very funny. Made me laugh.

OldMaid 08-06-2012 10:22 AM

Here is a post from the CS Chron I thought would be good to paste over here. Very funny.
I think we are going to see many signs around the Dome like this and some creative ones with Bounty paper towels.



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No bounties this year.
We're just going to beat your ass for free.

by Hans Petersen on Aug 5, 2012 10:42 PM CDT upreply
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saintfan 08-06-2012 10:44 AM

I hope they DO bring it up on every hard hit. And I hope the players collectively respond to reporters with a "no comment" comment after ever game. The bigger deal they try to make of it, the more right thinking people will see what a joke the whole thing was from the beginning.

voodooido 08-06-2012 11:11 AM

There is no investigation. Everyone knows these hits are part of the game. EVERY player is fighting for a spot and is preforming to get it.

Halo 08-06-2012 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by voodooido (Post 424630)
There is no investigation. Everyone knows these hits are part of the game. EVERY player is fighting for a spot and is preforming to get it.

The link is from Canal Street Chronicles and they are known for publishing farce and fake news. It's a fake news piece.

The Dude 08-06-2012 01:39 PM

Yea this is in poor taste. If some reporter starts slinging allegations every week I hope it doesn't make the players frustrated and gun shy.

jeanpierre 08-06-2012 07:11 PM

The only thing I know about Canal Street is that there's an excellent "Bed & Breakfast" that also offers "therapeutic massage services"...

I posted this thread in the spirit of parody...

Parody, a literary device used to mock through satire, wit a real situation of political, social, or humanity discourse...

I'd hope here at B&G we'd be the thinking man's fans...

QBREES9 08-06-2012 09:44 PM

Good one Jeanpierre

Rugby Saint II 08-07-2012 05:12 PM

Ha!

Utah_Saint 08-07-2012 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeanpierre (Post 424814)
I'd hope here at B&G we'd be the thinking man's fans...

Uh-oh. Wish I knew that before I registered.

homerj07 08-08-2012 08:35 PM

Too bad most of the sarcastic actions by the NFL could be mistaken for true

jeanpierre 08-12-2012 07:05 PM

Re: FAKE: NFL Launches Yet Another Investigation...
 
Ain't that the truth...


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