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Should we sign John Taylor at DT (6'11" 500 lbs)?

this is a discussion within the Saints Community Forum; Why would we sign this guy?! To remind ourselves of what Jonathan Sullivan would have looked like if we kept him another year?...

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Old 08-24-2012, 07:16 PM   #11
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Re: Should we sign John Taylor at DT (6'11" 500 lbs)?

Why would we sign this guy?! To remind ourselves of what Jonathan Sullivan would have looked like if we kept him another year?
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Old 08-24-2012, 07:35 PM   #12
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Re: Should we sign John Taylor at DT (6'11" 500 lbs)?

Can he do backflips?
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Old 08-24-2012, 08:28 PM   #13
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Re: Should we sign John Taylor at DT (6'11" 500 lbs)?

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He would eat Roman Harpers neck.
He could probably beat Harper in the 40 yard dash. Chased down by Bradford. D*** shame.
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Old 08-24-2012, 09:36 PM   #14
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Re: Should we sign John Taylor at DT (6'11" 500 lbs)?

4th & 1 from anywhere on the field. Make him the fullback option. He falls forward for that and more!

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Old 08-24-2012, 09:43 PM   #15
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Re: Should we sign John Taylor at DT (6'11" 500 lbs)?

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Besides, there's no way the Saints have any pants that big.
Spraypaint...........ewww!

Harper's neck hell, the entire defensive backfield! It would be kinda fun to see him on the field though. Where do y'all find this kinda stuff to post?
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Old 08-24-2012, 10:46 PM   #16
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Re: Should we sign John Taylor at DT (6'11" 500 lbs)?

You would probably have to get him on and off the field with a fork lift and that would require a lot of time outs.
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Old 08-24-2012, 11:21 PM   #17
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Re: Should we sign John Taylor at DT (6'11" 500 lbs)?

How does one get that big.
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Old 08-24-2012, 11:27 PM   #18
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Re: Should we sign John Taylor at DT (6'11" 500 lbs)?

Maybe, but not with the replacement refs.. I can see them now:
"neutral zone infraction, number 192, having heart attack and falling forward, 7 yards from the spot of the foul, repeat 5th down!"
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Old 08-24-2012, 11:31 PM   #19
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Re: Should we sign John Taylor at DT (6'11" 500 lbs)?

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You would probably have to get him on and off the field with a fork lift and that would require a lot of time outs.
No it wouldn't. The way the refs are delaying the games he would have plenty of time to waddle out there.
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Old 08-24-2012, 11:37 PM   #20
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Re: Should we sign John Taylor at DT (6'11" 500 lbs)?

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Maybe, but not with the replacement refs.. I can see them now:
"neutral zone infraction, number 192, having heart attack and falling forward, 7 yards from the spot of the foul, repeat 5th down!"
It's rare that I laugh when I read a post, but after watching the nitwits that are masquerading as NFL referees this year, I definitely laughed at your's.
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