Should we sign John Taylor at DT (6'11" 500 lbs)?

neugey · 08-24-2012, 07:16 PM

Why would we sign this guy?! To remind ourselves of what Jonathan Sullivan would have looked like if we kept him another year?

RockyMountainSaint · 08-24-2012, 07:35 PM

Can he do backflips?

jcp026 · 08-24-2012, 08:28 PM

Originally Posted by The Dude

He would eat Roman Harpers neck.

He could probably beat Harper in the 40 yard dash. Chased down by Bradford. D*** shame.

Stealthman · 08-24-2012, 09:36 PM

4th & 1 from anywhere on the field. Make him the fullback option. He falls forward for that and more!

Yikes!!!!!

Seer1 · 08-24-2012, 09:43 PM

Originally Posted by Utah_Saint

Besides, there's no way the Saints have any pants that big.

Spraypaint...........ewww!

Harper's neck hell, the entire defensive backfield! It would be kinda fun to see him on the field though. Where do y'all find this kinda stuff to post?

poydras · 08-24-2012, 10:46 PM

You would probably have to get him on and off the field with a fork lift and that would require a lot of time outs.

QBREES9 · 08-24-2012, 11:21 PM

How does one get that big.

Tobias-Reiper · 08-24-2012, 11:27 PM

Maybe, but not with the replacement refs.. I can see them now:
"neutral zone infraction, number 192, having heart attack and falling forward, 7 yards from the spot of the foul, repeat 5th down!"

The Dude · 08-24-2012, 11:31 PM

Originally Posted by poydras

You would probably have to get him on and off the field with a fork lift and that would require a lot of time outs.

No it wouldn't. The way the refs are delaying the games he would have plenty of time to waddle out there.

poydras · 08-24-2012, 11:37 PM

Originally Posted by Tobias-Reiper

Maybe, but not with the replacement refs.. I can see them now:
"neutral zone infraction, number 192, having heart attack and falling forward, 7 yards from the spot of the foul, repeat 5th down!"

It's rare that I laugh when I read a post, but after watching the nitwits that are masquerading as NFL referees this year, I definitely laughed at your's.

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