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whowatches 09-10-2004 02:30 PM

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Michelle Tafoya. Michelle Tafoya?

Where are we? What is the state of the football marketing world when frustrated, married men in testosterone, Pabst Blue Ribbon and undercooked beef induced excitement are reduced to watching a knowledgeable, unattractive female "man" the sidelines of our weekly primetime male-festival?

I just said "male-festival"? I meant that, of course, in a completely Clint Eastwood, John Wayne sorta way.

I digress. Aren't there attractive, sensual women who could fill this role on Monday nights? Sure, Ms. Tafoya is intelligent and her questions poignant, but do any of you actually give a rat's left milk dud what she's actually saying? Really? Do we? How often have you sat back after a series of any side-line reporter's banter with the always pensive football player and said, "Wow, let me jot that down!" or "Hey, that's very insightful!" or "Oh my, I don't even care that she looks like a man." ???? You haven't That's because sideline reporters are useless. They only serve one of two purposes:

One: to give some washed up ex player a job because viewers would kill themselves if you put him in the booth for color or analysis (ie. Eric Dickerson, Lynn Swann)

Two: so horny guys can stare at a chick for a second cause the cameras always pan by the cheerleaders too quickly

That's it. The only two reasons.

I don't even care if the woman knows about football. I don't care if she even knows where or who she is. She needs to be a) pretty and b) looking like she's flirting with me.

No, I'm not drunk, just happy football season is here. I just want it to be perfect. Bring back Melissa Stark!!

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dberce1 09-10-2004 02:44 PM

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I agree!!!

Oink, oink,......oink, oink

BlackandBlue 09-10-2004 02:45 PM

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Quote:

Oh my, I don\'t even care that she looks like a man.
ROFL

Quote:

Bring back Melissa Stark!!
No ****

My one and only love, Mrs. Melissa Blue...er....Starks.

BrooksMustGo 09-10-2004 03:37 PM

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I don\'t even care if the woman knows about football. I don\'t care if she even knows where or who she is. She needs to be a) pretty and b) looking like she\'s flirting with me.
I totally agree. For the life of me I\'ll never understand why people gritched about Lisa G :casstet: . Melissa Stark really doesn\'t do much for me, she\'s just a short step above Tafoya from where I\'m standing. While Suzie Kolber knows enough about football to be a real journalist, I\'d still rather see Jillian Barberie doing it.

saintfanatic 09-10-2004 03:43 PM

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I have a suggestion - What about Paris Hillton.
Not bad looking and you know she is thinking dirty thoughts.

D_it_up 09-10-2004 03:44 PM

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In my opinion, they need to get the Naked News girls to do all football games. Two in the booth, and one on the sidelines. Split screen views of the game and the booth. They can do the commentary and take their clothes off slowly while they do it. Don\'t know how many will be watching the games, but even non-football fans will be tuning in to watch some naked...LOL

BlackandBlue 09-10-2004 03:50 PM

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For the life of me I\'ll never understand why people gritched about Lisa G
Oh, I don\'t know, maybe her severe case of \"Mr. Ed Head\" had something to do with it. I still chuckle everytime I think about that first MNF game, Redskins vs. Jets, where she interviewed Ramsey at the end of the game like he was Pennington.

BrooksMustGo 09-10-2004 04:24 PM

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I\'m going to cite the wisdom of WhoWatches...
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I don\'t even care if the woman knows about football. I don\'t care if she even knows where or who she is. She needs to be a) pretty and b) looking like she\'s flirting with me.
http://www.karmaproductions.net/lisa...s/newlisa2.jpg

\'nuff said

[Edited on 10/9/2004 by BrooksMustGo]

[Edited on 10/9/2004 by BrooksMustGo]

BlackandBlue 09-10-2004 04:33 PM

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See, you changed pictures on me in mid-post. The first one you had left alot to be desired, this one is more flattering, but I\'m still looking for that harness :p

CheramieIII 09-10-2004 05:50 PM

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That one will work, she must be from Ohio because I can see Cleveland from here.


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