Re: Joe Morgan arrested for DUI
 

And here I thought, "Another one? Dude!" But I have learned some legal jargon, which can only make me sound smarter when I use it out of context.

Re: Joe Morgan arrested for DUI
 

Yea I blew a .06 as well and got arrested. Attorney told me to plead not guilty and it was dismissed. Every lawyer I had for every dui I had told me to plead not guilty. Worked out for me.

Re: Joe Morgan arrested for DUI
 

If you are too drunk to drive - and pull over to sleep - do it in the passenger sear with the keys OUT of the ignition. this (should be) a minor offense.

Re: Joe Morgan arrested for DUI
 

Yep.

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Put the keys in the glove box or console.

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Or just drag the girl you roofied out of the back seat and put her in the drivers side. Problem solved and plus shes twice as useful.

Re: Joe Morgan arrested for DUI
 

Boy that brings back memories LOL! It's almost like there's a certain point where you're so drunk that you actually start making good decisions again and do just like you described.

Re: Joe Morgan arrested for DUI
 

Joe told the Trooper "but you can't arrest me I'm a Saint" the Trooper told him "maybe but not tonight"
Probably saved him from getting robbed or carjacked. Although getting carjacked he would at least have a designated driver.

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I dont get it why teams or the league or the NFLPA ( i never understood the role of the organization other than getting players more $$ ) dont make it mandatory for players not to drive . Your playing football for 20 mil $,you can afford a driver,you ahole . Im sure there is a clause in their contract somewhere that states they are not allowed to perform dangerous activities,why the hell isnt there a no drive clause also?