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Saintaintso 06-02-2013 12:48 PM

2013 Season Projection ... Obviously By An Idiot
Let us Clear a few things up before this entire segment begins so that everyone is in a clear minded state when reviewing this information.

Most 2013 Projections are flawed because of the recent breakthrough of the new generation of quarterback. Russel Wilson , Colin Kaepernick , RGIII , so on and so forth. With that being Said I will say that they will go through the same slump as Cam Newton went last season as the NFL moreso the NFC has seen an entire seasons worth of game Film on them.

I do not expect them to be that dynamic in Year 2.

So Let's do This

1. Season Opener - Home Opener vs the Atlanta Falcons ... 49 - 21 Saint's Obliterate the Falcons , and the world relearns Mark Ingram's Name. The Falcons didn't See Vaccarro Until twas too late on Multiple Occasions.

2. @ Tampa Bay - Game reminds me of a brawl in a Fast and Furious Movie .This One is Much Closer , But an Impressive Stint By Victor Butler Finishing with 2 Sacks a Forced Fumble and Lofton Denies Tampa Twice on the Red Zone ... 28 - 20

3. Home vs Arizona - Indy vs Saints all over again ... You can't come to the Dome without a Quarterback ... 56 - 10

4. Home vs Miami - Cameron Wake and Dion Jordan run loose on Brees , No Worries , We Run the Ball and They have a Pre Schooler at QB. 28 - 7

5. @ Chicago - Another Fist Fight , but Brian Urlacher was their best Chance keeping Brees off The Field. 35 - 27 , No answer For Jimmy Graham

6. @ New England - Gronk is a Huge Weapon , Welker is too ... One is gone , the other is Recovering from a very serious Back Injury. Saints Guns Shoot Further , Lance Moore Makes a Fool of New Englands Secondary

7. Home vs Buffalo - Plenty of Wings to Go Around ... 45 - 13

8. @ New York Jets , The Ryan Bowl - ButtFumble has Nothing on Brees , Mismatch all across the Board , No Revis to stop it. 56 - 21 ( I seriously don't know how they're going to get that 21 by the way )

9. Home vs Cowboys - Butler , Ryan and Sean Payton have their Revenge whilst Romo Gets his Head Torn Off compliments of Martez Wilson and Cameron Jordan. 45 - 21

10. Home vs San Francisco - John Jenkins and Akiem Hicks Throw off the Pretty Pistol all Game Long. However we Struggle Offensively as Well , Ingram Saves the Day scaring the daylights out of the 9ers Defense causing them to Play up and Graham Ends the Slobber Knocker on a 15 Yard Playaction pass to seal the Deal ... 21 - 20

11. @ Atlanta - First Loss of the Season , Drained from the Last Game 21 - 32

12. @ Seattle - Rebound Game - 35 - 21

13. Home vs Carolina - 35 - 21

14. @ St Louis - Easy Win 45 - 17

15. @ Carolina - Cam Runs Wild in a Desperate effort for a Wildcard Slot 2nd Loss. 21 - 24

16. Home vs Tampa - Tune up Game for the Playoffs - Blowout City 45 - 21

And There You have it 14 - 2

Seer1 06-02-2013 01:03 PM

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The only way to put a cherry on top of this story is to put a 28-6 score on the Pats game.

Danno 06-02-2013 01:21 PM

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Sounds well thought out to me. I'm buying!!!

the-commish 06-02-2013 02:17 PM

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I can't even begin to see that (not that I wouldn't be thrilled if it did happen).

We just need to take it one game at a time. The rest will take care of itself.

ChrisXVI 06-02-2013 02:20 PM

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It seems pretty accurate to me! Don't know about the projections for Ingram but who knows?! I get such a laugh out of the talking heads thinking the Saints of 2012 is indicative of who the team is nowadays: Nothing more than a 7-9 or 8-8 type of team. But you know what? We're better anyways when we fly under the radar and people don't expect much from us. Leave the crumbling under pressure to the Failcons!

hagan714 06-02-2013 02:49 PM

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oh baby the world looks good thru rose colored glasses. i could live with it. as long as we beat up on the division the rest will work itself out

Seer1 06-02-2013 04:04 PM

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Another thought here: I just saw where the whiners hired Mangina as an offensive (yes he is) something or another. Subtract one touchdown from their score and add an owned over the Clowns for the next week.

jeanpierre 06-02-2013 04:23 PM

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Not trying to be a glass half-empty guy, but the Pats, S'Hawks and Rams game are gonna be a B***H! I wouldn't put those in the W column so fast, my friend...

The Pats and S'Hawks are each on the back-end of road trips and at opposite ends of the country; and we've not fared well in St. Louis since leaving the NFC West; and they've since gotten much better...

As always a real indication of the season will be the Division games where we will have to sweep the Bucs and at least split with both ATL and CAR to have a chance at the division; actually, the NFC South Champ will finish no less than 5-1...

But, I'd circle the 49ers game, that will be the Biggest Tell of the Season!!!

It well tell if we've got the talent to geaux toe-to-toe with Clubber Lang's Krewe and will test our mettle if we've gotten Football Tough...

We HAVE to Knock the Snot Out of 'em in our House!

The Dude 06-02-2013 05:51 PM

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Ok lets not get ahead of ourselves.

Danno 06-02-2013 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by the-commish (Post 506020)
We just need to take it one game at a time.

No we don't. We're fans, not players.

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