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this is a discussion within the Saints Community Forum; Originally Posted by jeanpierre NFL Announces New Bag Policy to Improve Public Safety at Games (Basically the NFL doesn't want any of you Irish Channel nor Metry Terrorists smuggling in your own water and liquor when they can charge you ...

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Old 06-19-2013, 03:11 AM   #11
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Re: NFL Announces New Bag Policy to Improve Public Safety at Games

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NFL Announces New Bag Policy to Improve Public Safety at Games

(Basically the NFL doesn't want any of you Irish Channel nor Metry Terrorists smuggling in your own water and liquor when they can charge you DisneyWorld Prices for Same)
This works for JazzFest, Saints games and anything else:

Get a 16oz contoured flask (or two)
Ace bandage (or two)
Alcoholic beverage of choice (mine is Crown on game day)
Fill flask with alcohol
Wrap contoured flask on inside of thigh with ace bandage
WALK INTO SUPERDOME

Enjoy!

This recipe is simple and has never failed me.

Try it yourself!
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Old 06-19-2013, 03:24 AM   #12
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This is the real reason: $$$$$$$$$$

Bags that are clear plastic, vinyl or PVC and do not exceed 12" x 6" x 12." (Official NFL team logo clear plastic tote bags are available through club merchandise outlets or at nflshop.com)

This will not speed up entry.

The folks in "violation" will have the opportunity to purchase an official cheap piece of crap NFL bag for (speculation) $25.

Follow the $ folks..........

Sacrificing Liberty for the illusion of safety is courting Tyranny.
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Old 06-19-2013, 07:37 AM   #13
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Re: NFL Announces New Bag Policy to Improve Public Safety at Games

These work well also.
Binocular Flask - Barnoculars | FunSlurp
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Re: NFL Announces New Bag Policy to Improve Public Safety at Games

The second part of this new bag policy requires that matt Ryan wear a bag over his head... this will increase his pass accuracy and relieve the nausea suffered by the TV audience
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Another victory for the terrorists.
Like the punks in San Francisco that shoot each other after games?
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Like the punks in San Francisco that shoot each other after games?
Terrorists of one kind or another...
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This is going to be a total fiasco. The idiots who work for "Fess Security" can't even get people in the Dome before kickoff, on a good day in a preseason game.
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Old 06-23-2013, 10:00 AM   #18
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Between the 'Patriot' Act and watching your date get felt up by a privatized cop, I fear Nikita Khrushchev may prove to be right and that a shot will not have to be fired...

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