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WhoDat_WeDat 09-09-2013 10:15 PM

Coach Sean Payton Named In Paternity Suit?
 
Source: http://973thedawg.com/coach-sean-pay...ckback=fbshare

From Welovenola.com

A paternity suit was brought to New Orleans Civil District Court Monday morning that named Sean Payton as the defendant. The suit, which is a class action case filed by the city of Atlanta, accuses Sean Payton of illegitimate parentage over the Falcons organization.

Since taking over the Saints in 2006, Payton has compiled a 12-3 record against the Falcons, leading to speculation that he was indeed the Falcons ‘daddy’. Payton denies the claims, and says the rumors were started several years ago as his parental influence over the organization became apparent.

“Obviously there is a great deal of confusion in this case,” said Payton. “I have definitely lorded over them, scolded them, punished them, and occasionally beat them like a red headed stepchild when they have disobeyed me in my house, but does this suit have merit? Definitely not.”

This past Sunday, just one day before the suit was officially filed, the rumor mill began churning once again as Payton publicly spanked the Falcons in front of a sold out Super Dome crowd for what he deemed as being ‘disobedient’.

“Like I said,” chided Payton. “My house, my rules. And that is not for just the Falcons. Here, everyone calls me daddy!”

It remains to be seen how this suit will play out in court.

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D_it_up 09-09-2013 10:18 PM

Re: Coach Sean Payton Named In Paternity Suit?
 
Hahahahaha! You beat me to it. I was just about to post this. :p

Rugby Saint II 09-09-2013 10:28 PM

Re: Coach Sean Payton Named In Paternity Suit?
 
Who's yo' daddy?

|Mitch| 09-09-2013 10:34 PM

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:rofl:

foreverfan 09-09-2013 11:17 PM

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Payton is a Rolling Stone.

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saintfan 09-09-2013 11:32 PM

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Ah, ya got me. Dang I thought, "Oh jeesh, please no more drama!"

neugey 09-10-2013 12:42 AM

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in other news ... gooddells wife is having a girl and roger is blaming payton ... tsk tsk shouldnt have suspended sean ;)

AlaskaSaints 09-10-2013 12:56 AM

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Good one!!! I was like... "Damn, can't a man divorce his wife and get a young girlfriend anymore!?"

Alaska

triman 09-10-2013 02:08 AM

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Sean has a Rep as ***** hound. You scared me.

SloMotion 09-10-2013 07:07 AM

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... and the "gotcha"-thread-of-the-year award goes to ... <envelope> ... :lol:.

SaintnDE 09-10-2013 07:18 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SloMotion (Post 526054)
... and the "gotcha"-thread-of-the-year award goes to ... <envelope> ... :lol:.

for real! I thought "oh, sh*t, here we go again with the needless drama".

definately GOT ME.

Mardigras9 09-10-2013 09:44 AM

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Who's your daddy. LOL, never gets old.

jeanpierre 09-10-2013 11:18 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by WhoDat_WeDat (Post 525998)
Source: Coach Sean Payton Named In Paternity Suit? | 97.3 The Dawg

From Welovenola.com

A paternity suit was brought to New Orleans Civil District Court Monday morning that named Sean Payton as the defendant. The suit, which is a class action case filed by the city of Atlanta, accuses Sean Payton of illegitimate parentage over the Falcons organization.

Since taking over the Saints in 2006, Payton has compiled a 12-3 record against the Falcons, leading to speculation that he was indeed the Falcons ‘daddy’. Payton denies the claims, and says the rumors were started several years ago as his parental influence over the organization became apparent.

“Obviously there is a great deal of confusion in this case,” said Payton. “I have definitely lorded over them, scolded them, punished them, and occasionally beat them like a red headed stepchild when they have disobeyed me in my house, but does this suit have merit? Definitely not.”

This past Sunday, just one day before the suit was officially filed, the rumor mill began churning once again as Payton publicly spanked the Falcons in front of a sold out Super Dome crowd for what he deemed as being ‘disobedient’.

“Like I said,” chided Payton. “My house, my rules. And that is not for just the Falcons. Here, everyone calls me daddy!”

It remains to be seen how this suit will play out in court.

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This must be shared on that Do It Yourself/You Too Can Be A Sports Hack Reporting Blog hosted on Sports Illustrated - The Publicly Rude Fail that is the Atlanta Falcons or whatever the F*** it is...

That was the one that had the @$$clown give 10 reasons why we're done as a team; you know, the one that said without Will Smith we would be worse!

And if @$$clown in Atlanta and Falcon Media Apologist (ie Clayton) try to explain that with Rowdy Roddy down with sand in the vage that the Falcons are helpless...

...then Atlanta was lucky to win the division while the High Lord of Football was in exile to the Phantom Zone somewhere in the Caribbean last season...

RailBoss 09-10-2013 12:09 PM

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Yeah I was worried for a minute, no more drama!

ChrisXVI 09-10-2013 05:27 PM

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I purposely didn't read this thread all day because I didn't care to hear about Coach knocking some chick up. I finally decided to read it and I'm laughing my ass off! Fantastic!

onebyone 09-10-2013 06:21 PM

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Yep you got me with this one. I saw the title and was all "Damn what drama now?" Then I read it and realized the joke is on me. And the Falcons of course. The joke is always on them.

QBREES9 09-10-2013 08:50 PM

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FUNNY !!!!

homerj07 09-11-2013 05:04 PM

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Very funny. Seriously. Loved it


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