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RDOX 12-21-2004 07:04 AM

Life as we know it will end soon!!!
 
With the injury to Terrell Owens, the entire lifestyle of the United States could soon come to an end. Reported by Chris Berman, John Madden, Dan Patrick, and Tom Jackson on ESPN, we need to surrender to North Korea because Terrell Owens may not play for the rest of this year.

Owens holds the fate of our nation in his hands due to the fact that he is the "savior" of the US. There has even been talk of cancelling Christmas, and declaring a state of mourning throughout the land. "It's just terrible!" stated Nancy Pelosi of the United States Communist Party. We can't go on like this.

I am requesting that those of us here at the Black and Gold, give out a 5 secord fart in support of Mr. Owens. Yes, a 5 second fart. That's about all that ESPN and the rest of the media deserve on crap like this.

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bayouboy1 12-21-2004 07:42 AM

Life as we know it will end soon!!!
 
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JUST THINK WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF MICHAEL VICK WENT OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH AN INJURY?????

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH MMMMMYYYYYY GGGGOOODD!!!

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RDOX 12-21-2004 02:45 PM

Life as we know it will end soon!!!
 
Quote:

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JUST THINK WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF MICHAEL VICK WENT OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH AN INJURY?????

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH MMMMMYYYYYY GGGGOOODD!!!

:peer:
If Vick da ***** were out along with TO; we\'d have to all commit suicide. ESPN would literally go out of business. The studio would probably explode. All business would stop, and the government would fail.

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