top ten reasons you can chuckle at your own team

xan · 10-10-2014, 06:29 AM

30. Your front office over pays for long past performance.

31. Your draft looks like the back of a milk carton.

32. It takes 47 years to have a winning overall record at home.

xan · 10-10-2014, 06:35 AM

33. Trading up in 1st round is a sign of hunting for disaster, usually found.

hagan714 · 10-10-2014, 11:22 AM

keep em coming

VegasSaint9 · 10-10-2014, 01:52 PM

34) You currently run one of the most prolific yet predictable offenses in the league.

35) Your defense walks into the season with swagger bigger than Manning's forehead, yet is bottom half.

36) You end your seasons in extremley embarrassing fashion.

Rugby Saint II · 10-11-2014, 02:01 PM

37) The film room features follies and cartoons
38) The play book features follies and cartoons

Danno · 10-11-2014, 02:15 PM

39) Your weakness has been Linebackers for over a decade, yet you avoid them like Ebola.

40) You have needs at numerous positions, yet you burn two draft picks on a Punter in a 4 pick draft.

41) You acquire nothing but high character players for over a decade, yet your team's coach and GM get suspended for their players actions.

foreverfan · 10-11-2014, 05:01 PM

42...

NOLA54 · 10-11-2014, 10:43 PM

43. Your fans prefer paper to plastic.

Audiotom · 10-12-2014, 12:02 AM

44) your season ticket holders get to test drive a Mercedes 8 times a year
45) you have a flower as your get tough emblem
46) your Manning is the only one to never win a playoff game let alone a Super Bowl
47) your stadium had a hole in it for a year
48). You cant play a game without some clueless announcer taking about Katrina as if the city was still under water
49) bread pudding and creme brulee are part of the training regime diet

SloMotion · 10-12-2014, 05:22 AM

Originally Posted by Audiotom

44) your season ticket holders get to test drive a Mercedes 8 times a year
45) you have a flower as your get tough emblem
46) your Manning is the only one to never win a playoff game let alone a Super Bowl
47) your stadium had a hole in it for a year
48). You cant play a game without some clueless announcer taking about Katrina as if the city was still under water
49) bread pudding and creme brulee are part of the training regime diet

I've been chuckling through this whole thread (if I may interject,

), but #'s 45/46 kind of made me chuckle most ... being somewhat familiar with Saints history & the fluer di lys and all,

. #49 gets honorable mention because I am a 'foodie' and nobody cooks like NOLA,

... wish I could come up with a #50!

10-10-2014, 06:29 AM	#11
xan Professor Crab and Site Donor 2014 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Princeton Posts: 3,355 Blog Entries: 34	Re: top ten reasons you can chuckle at your own team 30. Your front office over pays for long past performance. 31. Your draft looks like the back of a milk carton. 32. It takes 47 years to have a winning overall record at home. Danno, hagan714 and Audiotom like this.

10-10-2014, 06:35 AM	#12
xan Professor Crab and Site Donor 2014 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Princeton Posts: 3,355 Blog Entries: 34	Re: top ten reasons you can chuckle at your own team 33. Trading up in 1st round is a sign of hunting for disaster, usually found. hagan714 likes this.

10-10-2014, 11:22 AM	#13
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10-10-2014, 01:52 PM	#14
VegasSaint9 100th Post Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada Posts: 360	Re: top ten reasons you can chuckle at your own team 34) You currently run one of the most prolific yet predictable offenses in the league. 35) Your defense walks into the season with swagger bigger than Manning's forehead, yet is bottom half. 36) You end your seasons in extremley embarrassing fashion. Exxcalibur likes this.

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10-11-2014, 02:15 PM	#16
Danno Site Donor 2014 Truth Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Spanish Fort, AL (via NO and B/R) Posts: 24,640	Re: top ten reasons you can chuckle at your own team 39) Your weakness has been Linebackers for over a decade, yet you avoid them like Ebola. 40) You have needs at numerous positions, yet you burn two draft picks on a Punter in a 4 pick draft. 41) You acquire nothing but high character players for over a decade, yet your team's coach and GM get suspended for their players actions.

10-11-2014, 05:01 PM	#17
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10-11-2014, 10:43 PM	#18
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10-12-2014, 12:02 AM	#19
Audiotom 1000 Posts + Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 1,094 Blog Entries: 1	Re: top ten reasons you can chuckle at your own team 44) your season ticket holders get to test drive a Mercedes 8 times a year 45) you have a flower as your get tough emblem 46) your Manning is the only one to never win a playoff game let alone a Super Bowl 47) your stadium had a hole in it for a year 48). You cant play a game without some clueless announcer taking about Katrina as if the city was still under water 49) bread pudding and creme brulee are part of the training regime diet SloMotion likes this.

10-12-2014, 05:22 AM	#20
SloMotion 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 6,776 Blog Entries: 15	Re: top ten reasons you can chuckle at your own team Originally Posted by Audiotom 44) your season ticket holders get to test drive a Mercedes 8 times a year 45) you have a flower as your get tough emblem 46) your Manning is the only one to never win a playoff game let alone a Super Bowl 47) your stadium had a hole in it for a year 48). You cant play a game without some clueless announcer taking about Katrina as if the city was still under water 49) bread pudding and creme brulee are part of the training regime diet I've been chuckling through this whole thread (if I may interject, ), but #'s 45/46 kind of made me chuckle most ... being somewhat familiar with Saints history & the fluer di lys and all, . #49 gets honorable mention because I am a 'foodie' and nobody cooks like NOLA, ... wish I could come up with a #50! Rugby Saint II likes this.

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