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this is a discussion within the Saints Community Forum; I guess we have to keep up with the Mercedes-Benz image. But from my thinking this is one of the last things we need to worry about....

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Old 09-20-2015, 02:41 AM   #11
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Re: Saints fans can grab new Superdome grub that is lean and healthy

I guess we have to keep up with the Mercedes-Benz image.
But from my thinking this is one of the last things we need to
worry about.
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Old 09-20-2015, 08:24 AM   #12
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Yeah, because that's what I want when I geaux to a Saints game - to eat healthy...

Allow me to share a little perspective about the nut jobs who are pushing this healthy eating at the game...

For those of you outside the New Orleans viewing area or who are still asleep before 7 am, WGNO-TV (New Orleans/Metairie) was hijacked in a non-violent coup d'etat few years ago by liberal, Left Coast News Socialists...

The early morning show is hosted by a stereo-typical blonde, self-avowed, stealthy liberal Ann Cutler (unsure of relation to the quarterback of great suckage) who projects herself in the fashion of some news crusader bemoaning stories of injustice and civil rights and idly passes over those that involve the Second Amendment or Christians who won't get with the program; only traditional minorities and transgendered confused psychopaths can be oppressed, infringed and she'd basically eat the garbage out of Hillary Clinton's arse if asked and is just waiting to punch her ticket and get the hell out of this southern hell-hole that can't seem to see the light...



Her co-host is smoking-hot, with a Demi Moore-raspy voiced, but sadly complementary liberal Jacki Jing who's a typical party girl, type A personality who has no clue how to pronounce named locations in South Louisiana, especially those with Cajun influence; though she does have the redeeming quality of being an animal lover (no pun intended)...



Off to the side with the least corruptible part of the news (Weather/Traffic) is the affable Hank Allen, a southern-born gentry meteorologist, Miss. St alum/die-hard, who personifies the phrase SMH when these two chatty Kathys are giving their producers' liberal take on the news which is recently focuses on Mitch Landrieu solving New Orleans woes by removing local heroes statutes, espousing Hilllary as the next coming and will make the USA just party for everyone with only evil corporations paying taxes, all the while projecting an attitude to the viewers that all you local people are just uneducated heathens, but that they and their liberal agenda will save you; making it tolerable is watching Ole Hank like a soldier suffering through it for us...



Which brings me to one of their two favorite recurring guest starts and the catalyst for this thread - Dietitian Molly Kimball who does a weakly Love It/Hate It masochistic segment that ignores the fact that the diet for 95% of the local populace includes jambalaya (rice), fried seafood and po-boys; she naively thinks that everyone is earning the same income as her and her glass-housed princess cohorts, and that everyone has the time and money to shop at Whole Foods Market at Arrabella Station daily and should be on the Paleo Diet™ (you know, foraged berries, water from a flowing brook, lean grilled fish fillets from the fish filet tree - everything that you can find in your backyard)...



So there's a little perspective for this story, if you're interested...

And it is this type of personas, with the exception of Hank Allen, that are the fastest growing demographic at Saints games and a big reason why the Superdome has become civilized for Goodell's ideal television audience and we've lost our homefield advantage, along with our pass rush...
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Wonder if our team had tofu before today's game?!?
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Re: Saints fans can grab new Superdome grub that is lean and healthy

To me the Superdome menu should be kept as simple as possible

Chili Dogs

Buttry Popcorn

Fresh, Warm Peanuts

Creole Jambalaya

Chicken & Sausage Gumbo

Natchitoches Meat Pies

Boudin Balls

Bread Pudding with Rum Sauce

You serve that, and visiting fans will always vote the Superdome the best place to watch a football game...ever...
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So did anybody at the game try the new faire?
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Add Crow to the menu.
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oh good lord, what the hell is wrong with the world today?
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Wimpy Concessions = Wimpy Team.

If its not 150% of your daily intake in bad stuff, it shouldn't be sold at a football game. This ain't tennis or soccer, its football.

Sausage and sugar should be an ingredient in every food item sold at the dome.
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take the hippie food to some commune.

beer and hot dogs.... the cajun food is great...
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Originally Posted by Danno View Post
Wimpy Concessions = Wimpy Team.

If its not 150% of your daily intake in bad stuff, it shouldn't be sold at a football game. This ain't tennis or soccer, its football.

Sausage and sugar should be an ingredient in every food item sold at the dome.
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take the hippie food to some commune.

beer and hot dogs.... the cajun food is great...
After reading these posts, I've realized what's going on here...

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