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Top Ten why the Offense Doesn't score

10. Joe horn won't get fined
09. The music sounds clearer on the sidelines
08. If we play from behind and actually win we look like geniuses.
07. They have stock in paper bags.
06. screen pass? what's that
05. In the first half so they will have enough energy to look like they care in the second.
04. weather they score or not the check is still in the mail
03. the game will end faster so they can get home to watch atlanta.
02. If they score to fast then they won't get to pad the stats.
01. run, run pass

[Edited on 26/2/2005 by lynwood]

Top Ten why the Offense Doesn't score

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10. Joe horn won\'t get fined
09. The music sounds clearer on the sidelines
08. If we play from behind and actually win we look like geniuses.
07. They have stock in paper bags.
06. screen pass? what\'s that
05. In the first half so they will have enough energy to look like they care in the second.
04. weather they score or not the check is still in the mail
03. the game will end faster so they can get home to watch atlanta.
02. If they score to fast then they won\'t get to pad the stats.
01. run, run pass

[Edited on 26/2/2005 by lynwood]

Horn won\'t get fined?..o....k.....wow..this is getting sad...

Top Ten why the Offense Doesn't score

I thought it was pretty funny. :thumbup: