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this is a discussion within the Saints Community Forum; ownersbssession.com reports that yesterday before the NFL Owners Meetings started Saints GM Mickey Loomis might have outsmarted the other organizations again by getting a headstart while in Maui. Apparently, Loomis was out early for his morning Mai Tai's. He saw ...

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Old 03-21-2005, 01:13 PM   #1
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ownersbssession.com reports that yesterday before the NFL Owners Meetings started Saints GM Mickey Loomis might have outsmarted the other organizations again by getting a headstart while in Maui. Apparently, Loomis was out early for his morning Mai Tai's. He saw a huge figure carrying out a giagantic load of chairs and umbrellas to the beachfront. He struck up a conversation and it didn't take long before he was negotiating a contract. Meet Fa'afetai Fuefuefai va'a, a 5'10", 411 lb. Samoan that Loomis believes could be the answer at defensive tackle and stopping the run. He describes Fuefuefai va'a as a diamond in the rough. Only 20 years old, he has played as the defensive line for the Kehei Key Karriers of the Wowie Maui Football League the past six years. Though not inked yet the two seemed to hit it off. Loomis secured his services through the hotel removing him from umbrella detail to delivering Mai Tai's directly to him. Fuefuefai va'a said, "It like dream come true. I no know if I can do all Mr. Loomis say but I think i can from what he say."
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Old 03-21-2005, 01:29 PM   #2
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Oh my God....

Wowie Maui League?

Please tell me this is just an unsubstantiated rumor...
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Old 03-21-2005, 01:34 PM   #3
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510--411 lbs? how does the man walk? this has got to be a joke.
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Old 03-21-2005, 01:36 PM   #4
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ownersbssessions.com doesn\'t lie
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Old 03-21-2005, 01:47 PM   #5
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I still want Konishiki.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...uys/index.html

560 pounds of pure muscle - okay, maybe not.
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Old 03-21-2005, 01:55 PM   #6
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Kelley, you got two fish on the line. wow guys. :seeingstars:
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Old 03-21-2005, 01:57 PM   #7
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I’d be curious to know how many people tried that link.
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Old 03-21-2005, 02:00 PM   #8
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Kelley is pretty good at coming up with this stuff. I just can\'t believe ANYONE bought it. :shockedbig:
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Old 03-21-2005, 02:34 PM   #9
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I died laughing while I was reading that LKelley. Before they scroll down, alot of people will get all excited thinking we\'ve got a 400 pound Somaon midget coming to play DT for us. Priceless.


xrotflmao: Wowie Maui Football League

[Edited on 21/3/2005 by bignic26]
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Old 03-21-2005, 05:22 PM   #10
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thats funny. the bs sessions
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