The 2006 Offseason Excuse Thread

Tobias-Reiper · 08-05-2005, 02:56 PM

ok..on a related topic...
let me be the first one this preseason who uses this phrase:

"It's just preseason.... everything is vanilla... they don't want to show their hand..."

du dudu duduDU duu.. ice ice baby!!!

WhoDat · 08-05-2005, 04:40 PM

Dude, it's

du du du dadadudu da du du du dadadudu - get with it TR. LOL

ScottyRo · 08-05-2005, 05:02 PM

Lay off him, WD, you know some people just don't have any rhythm.

Danno · 08-05-2005, 06:57 PM

Sad, really sad.

I'll bet you guys are a blast at parties.

BlackandBlue · 08-05-2005, 07:07 PM

Karaoke, especially. Ask WhoDat to show you his Liberace impression. He nailed it.

Danno · 08-05-2005, 07:13 PM

All of these excuses you're pointing to weren't the reasons we didn't make the playoffs. But leave it to the pessimists to try and play the I told you so, when they actually didn't. The pessimist's M.O. I really feel sorry for you guys.

Pessy: "All you dumbasses don't know squat. We didn't win because we didn't get a DT" I told you, ha-ha, nanny-nanny-boo-boo. Yeah, so I predicted the same thing all you optimists did, but that doesn't matter. You guys are stupid to think we can win with a mediocre DT."

And my favorite contradiction: "Our players suck, and our coach sucks"

If the players suck, Haz did a pretty damn good job getting them to 8-8.

ITS COACHING STUPID!!!!

LMAO.

Tobias-Reiper · 08-05-2005, 07:36 PM

Originally Posted by ScottyRo

Lay off him, WD, you know some people just don't have any rhythm.

..whatcha talkin' about, ese?!?!!? I'm Latino... I make my belt buckle shine every time...

Saint_LB · 08-06-2005, 06:41 AM

Originally Posted by WhoDat

Dude, it's

du du du dadadudu da du du du dadadudu - get with it TR. LOL

I beg to differ, dude, but it's...du du du dahdadudah da du du du dahdaduda

Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!

Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi
Did you stop? No -- I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead

Yo -- so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out geting mine
Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of "Eight Ball"
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine -- All I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene, You know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, You, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn"
If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, Yo -- I'll solve it!
Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Yo man -- Let's get out of here! Word to your mother!

Ice Ice Baby take a ho, Ice Ice Baby take a ho take a ho
Ice Ice Baby take a ho take a ho, Ice Ice Baby take a ho take a ho

Tobias-Reiper · 08-06-2005, 10:25 AM

..don't know what's more disturbing...

..that Saint_LB actually posted the lyrics...
... or that I actually read the entire lyrics...
...or that Vanilla Ice could actually memorize all of that...

BoudinSandwich · 08-06-2005, 10:57 AM

...or the fact that I've sang that song word for word since I was 5 years old. Its great for parties...now-a-days.

08-05-2005, 04:40 PM	#12
WhoDat 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,631	Dude, it's du du du dadadudu da du du du dadadudu - get with it TR. LOL
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08-05-2005, 07:36 PM	#17
Tobias-Reiper Merces Letifer Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 4,161	Originally Posted by ScottyRo Lay off him, WD, you know some people just don't have any rhythm. ..whatcha talkin' about, ese?!?!!? I'm Latino... I make my belt buckle shine every time...

08-06-2005, 06:41 AM	#18
Saint_LB Deuce Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 2,894	Originally Posted by WhoDat Dude, it's du du du dadadudu da du du du dadadudu - get with it TR. LOL I beg to differ, dude, but it's...du du du dahdadudah da du du du dahdaduda Yo, VIP, Let's kick it! Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby All right stop, Collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll glow To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle. Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly, when I play a dope melody Anything less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it, You better gain way You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Now that the party is jumping With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin' Quick to the point, to the point no faking I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon Burning them if they're not quick and nimble I go crazy when I hear a cymbal And a hi hat with a souped up tempo I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo Rollin' in my 5.0 With my ragtop down so my hair can blow The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi Did you stop? No -- I just drove by Kept on pursuing to the next stop I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block That block was dead Yo -- so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave. Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis Jealous 'cause I'm out geting mine Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine Reading for the chumps on the wall The chumps acting ill because they're so full of "Eight Ball" Gunshots ranged out like a bell I grabbed my nine -- All I heard were shells Falling on the concrete real fast Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack Police on the scene, You know what I mean They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends If there was a problem, You, I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it My town, that created all the bass sound Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground 'Cause my style's like a chemical spill Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept We make it hype and you want to step with this Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn" If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram Keep my composure when it's time to get loose Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice If there was a problem, Yo -- I'll solve it! Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it. Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Yo man -- Let's get out of here! Word to your mother! Ice Ice Baby take a ho, Ice Ice Baby take a ho take a ho Ice Ice Baby take a ho take a ho, Ice Ice Baby take a ho take a ho
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08-05-2005, 02:56 PM	#11
Tobias-Reiper Merces Letifer Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 4,161	ok..on a related topic... let me be the first one this preseason who uses this phrase: "It's just preseason.... everything is vanilla... they don't want to show their hand..." du dudu duduDU duu.. ice ice baby!!!

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08-05-2005, 05:02 PM	#13
ScottyRo 1000 Posts + Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Williamsburg, VA (ugh, the food here) Posts: 1,704	Lay off him, WD, you know some people just don't have any rhythm.

08-05-2005, 06:57 PM	#14
Danno Site Donor 2014 Truth Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Spanish Fort, AL (via NO and B/R) Posts: 24,640	Sad, really sad. I'll bet you guys are a blast at parties.

08-05-2005, 07:07 PM	#15
BlackandBlue Kinder, gentler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: dirty south Posts: 3,889	Karaoke, especially. Ask WhoDat to show you his Liberace impression. He nailed it.

08-05-2005, 07:13 PM	#16
Danno Site Donor 2014 Truth Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Spanish Fort, AL (via NO and B/R) Posts: 24,640	All of these excuses you're pointing to weren't the reasons we didn't make the playoffs. But leave it to the pessimists to try and play the I told you so, when they actually didn't. The pessimist's M.O. I really feel sorry for you guys. Pessy: "All you dumbasses don't know squat. We didn't win because we didn't get a DT" I told you, ha-ha, nanny-nanny-boo-boo. Yeah, so I predicted the same thing all you optimists did, but that doesn't matter. You guys are stupid to think we can win with a mediocre DT." And my favorite contradiction: "Our players suck, and our coach sucks" If the players suck, Haz did a pretty damn good job getting them to 8-8. ITS COACHING STUPID!!!! LMAO.

08-06-2005, 10:25 AM	#19
Tobias-Reiper Merces Letifer Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 4,161	..don't know what's more disturbing... ..that Saint_LB actually posted the lyrics... ... or that I actually read the entire lyrics... ...or that Vanilla Ice could actually memorize all of that...

08-06-2005, 10:57 AM	#20
BoudinSandwich OldiesDJ Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Scott, LA Posts: 951 Blog Entries: 12	...or the fact that I've sang that song word for word since I was 5 years old. Its great for parties...now-a-days.