Choupique

A college kid getting in a bar fight.... yea, that never happens.

You should have seen the honky tonk era, you phuckin' yuppies.

You turn on your own team at the drop of a hat.
You're not fans. you're fairweather yuppie whiners.

I hope that kid turns his life around. he'll never be the yuppies that you are, regardless... so he'll likely be just fine.

You like bashing on him because it makes your pathetic life seem better, is my guess.

Try not to act like jerry springer / oprah, ya freakin yuppies.