Don't try this at home!!!
 

A wife asked her husband to describe her.

He said, " You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J & K."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

He answered, " Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant,
Fantastic, Gorgeous, Hot."

She said, " Oh, that's so lovely darling, but what about I, J &
K?"

He smiled, "I'm Just Kidding!!!"

"A" NOW STANDS FOR AMBULANCE, ONE OF WHICH DELIVERED HIM TO
HOSPITAL