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A few days after a visit to a house of ill repute, a man noticed green lumps on his genitalia. He hurried to the doctor.

“That’s serious” said the doctor. You've heard that some wrestlers get cauliflower ears?” the doctor said.


“Yes” said the worried man.


“Well,” said the doctor, “you've got ...

... brothel sprouts.”

Guy told an oriental lady of the evening that she gave him VD.

She said, "No I didnent.... yo pay fo it."