What really grinds your gears?
 

I will start this off...

The homeless people that come up to your car and try and wash your window with water from a ditch...that grinds my gears..:twisted:

Stupid threads like this. :whatever:

..lol...sorry FF if its not cats or tits you begrudge..what else is there here...the humor is ok,,but a rant thread is much better..Im sure your old ass has quite a few...

Wow.. a what pisses you off thread. Sounds like fun. Naugh... I'm pretty content... except for... wait...
I'm sure you don't want to hear about my problems, and I know I don't want to hear about your problems. :D

foreverfan really grinds my gears.

At least I'm good for something. :D

...when I drive my old truck and try to shift and my gears grind...:)

I can relate to that..also..when you get stuck in traffic in Houston with that old truck..lol

Houston f***ing traffic.

I have never seen such a large number of people who all drive like LITTLE OLD LADIES. It is 4 million people who have NO WHERE TO GO, AND ALL f***ING DAY TO GET THERE.... MOTHER****** WILL YOU PLEASE PUT YOUR FOOT ON THE F****** GAS PEDAL AND F****** DRIVE!

-- Ray, for starters, sad to say, you know this too, our brothas cannot drive. They're tough on the street and all, but thats just a fact. Our brothers cannot freakin drive. They dont grasp it. Its the one thing that scares them. Those La Raza bumper stickers are a good warning, that the car in front of you is about to hit the brakes for absolutely NO REASON. I believe the term Estereo Latino translates, "I cannot freakin merge." And you know not to get behind the lawn care truck, or the big white box truck.

-- Rich People. If I had a smart bomb, it would detonate on contact any LEXUS within 1 mile of me. If you drive a Lexus, you are a p***Y. I will fight you now, because I can kick your a$$, because ALL LEXUS DRIVERS IN HOUSTON ARE PU$$IES. BOO! Lexus drivers just ran away in terrror!

-- Acuras, Mercedes Benz, and whatever that pu**Y car is with the olympic circles on the trunk. ALL P***Y CARS. YOU ARE NOT A MAN.
Please go immediately to the transplant clinic and get yourself a PENIS.

----DRIVE LIKE A MAN DAMMIT. WHY WHY WHY WONT YOU USE THE GAS??????

-- if there is nobody coming-- YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT THERE. GOOOOO, PENDEJO!

-- if you are making a simple right turn, and you WERE ALREADY AT A DEAD STOP--- YOU DONT NEED TO BRAKE ANY MORE.

-- if you are making a lane change on the freeway, AND YOU HIT YOUR BRAKES-- YOU ARE F*****G UP.

-- if you are in the left lane and somebody is behind you, and there are 20 cars back who would like to go faster, but you are too BIG OF A MORON to grasp how the road works--- YOU ARE F*****G EVERYBODY ELSE UP.

MOVE OVER TO THE RIGHT LANE, F***TARD!

(say this in a lisping weenie voice... ) "but im already going the sptheed limit, and i dont want to go fasther than the cthar beside me."

#1 THE SPEED LIMIT IS IRRELEVANT. If you are blocking traffic, you are an ass***le. period. FIND A WAY TO GET TO THE RIGHT LANE.
What would someone with a penis do? Why he would SPEED UP, pass the car beside him, and THEN MOVE OVER so that people behind you who might themselves have a penis can get to their next destination, and feed their kids, perhaps make an extra sale, which helps the economy, which creates tax revenue, which trickles down to you, so you can buy more butt plugs!

CHAZ BONO GOT ONE. YOU CAN TOO! strap that sucker on. be a freakin man when you drive. If you are still scared:

a. sell your car, and RIDE THE DAMN BUS, IDIOT!
b. go to netflix, and rent BURT REYNOLDS MOVIES. Burt can teach you
how to drive like a man. For extra credit, find some Dukes of Hazzard syndication.
c. spit our your tofu, buy some skoal and a gun. Throw the shaver away, and see what it feels like. check your glandular levels. You might have LOW T.
d. call ME. There are bigger guys than me. There are biker dudes who could kill me with their hands. and marines. BUT ON THE ROAD, I AM THE BADDEST MOFO ALIVE, AND I WILL KICK YOUR A$$.
I chew tobacco, own guns, and drive a truck. My ass is most likely not the correct shape to sit in a LEXUS. I strongly suggest you get the **** out of my way.

-------whoa, what happened? I blacked out.

texting. i hate texting... everyone looks like a bunch of zombies... staring at that stupid phone toy.

i refuse to text. its stupid.

People who are squarely in the middle of executing a lane change before they decide to look or 'maybe' use their blinker. I nearly died twice today on the way to work.

In the driving department...
Dumbasses who use the turn lane as a freekin on ramp to get out of the Circle K!!

Their back in New York City.

I think the world's worst driver is the one who gets in the left lane and rides the same speed side-by-side with the guy in the right lane. It is annoying, to say the least, on any highway...but on the interstate it should be illegal and citation worthy.

I wondered for a long time what could be going on inside a guys brain who drives like that. I don't have a problem with the guy in the right lane because he is in the right lane. I applaud those few right-laners who notice what the dip**** in the left lane is doing and will either slow down, speed-up...or even pull into a rest area...just to give the rest of us a break.

Anyway, as I said, I wondered what they could be thinking...until my wife came home one day and told me of her experience with one of the left-lane idiots. She was driving to work with this girl one day and noticed that she was in the left lane and people were passing her on the right, (which, technically is illegal) or behind her flashing lights, etc. She asked the girl why she didn't move over and the girl said that she was going the speed limit and had a right to be in that lane. She went on to say that if they didn't like it they could go around her on the right. It is times like this that people need an officer of the law explain to her how her thought process is misguided.

That's the problem right there. I can't tell you how many times I've complained about this very thing. "It's my right"...oh how I'd like to follow those people home and kick their ass. You have no idea. What part of "Slower Traffic Keep To The Right" do these mother :censored:ers NOT understand?

I used to have this argument with my wife, who is not one of these offenders, but she used to rail on me for complaining about it. People who do that in the left lane are dangerous and I have no idea why the police don't step up the effort to ticket them.

I, for one, think that EVERYBODY, with NO EXCEPTIONS, should be made to either ride a motorcycle or ride on a motorcycle with someone for a week before they can get their license. It should be required by law. This would give them a new-found perspective on how dangerous being stupid and inconsiderate on the highway can really be. On a bike they won't have the false sense of security they get from being inside their car or SUV.

People who forget that entering the highway their car has a gas pedal..


And the guy at the corner store always pressuring me to by his high dollar beer and smokes..

As Galagher once said: "If you ain't on the Freeway yet, you aint' ****. LOL

f"n snow I hate it.

What really grinds my gears... football avatars.

Whiney ass fans one week ..then no shows the next...

My vegetarian neighbor who at 11pm last Saturday asked me through his open window to restrict the times I Bar-B-Q in my backyard to daytime and early evening so he doesn't "get caught off-guard with his window open."

My Answer: I took a swig of my beer and threw 5 more burgers on the grill.

hahahahaha.

tell them you dont like the smell of plants.

Seriously? I think "Go get :censored:" might have been what I said. :brood:

T.O. Brett Farve.

Seriously, I was shocked. It took me 2 minutes to realize he was talking to me. I even looked under the bar-b-q pit looking for a radio or walkee-talkee thinking it was a joke.

Dude, I just turn up the fire. I'll be bar-b-q-ing extra this fall and winter.

:chef:

I'll bring you a deer head to put on your patio.

Burn all your grass... and cement your front lawn. That'll show him.

Use charcoal...make it smokey...

game trophies. animal heads. mouse traps. ant poison.

Penn State.