The case of the heinous anus

The Dude · 06-03-2012, 11:05 PM

If you are engaged in anal relations with a woman and she starts spewing feces with each stroke what is the proper thing to do?

A. Keep stroking and act like nothing happened as to not embarrass her
B.Kick her out of bed and call her a nasty ***** and tell all your friends
C. Enjoy

Just curious

Crusader · 06-04-2012, 07:47 AM

WTF?

foreverfan · 06-04-2012, 10:44 AM

Give her a Dirty Sanchez. Why does it have to be only a woman? Just sayin.

mutineer10 · 06-07-2012, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by foreverfan

Give her a Dirty Sanchez.

That's what my wife calls a certain Jets QB ...

The Dude · 06-05-2012, 12:29 PM

Also does it make a difference if she is pushing?

foreverfan · 06-05-2012, 08:17 PM

Originally Posted by The Dude

Also does it make a difference if she is pushing?

Just for the record... I hope she craps on you.

The Dude · 06-06-2012, 10:37 PM

Originally Posted by foreverfan

Just for the record... I hope she craps on you.

I did that once and pulled out a great northern bean.

Danno · 06-07-2012, 10:08 AM

Not a big fan of the "back door strategy". I tried it a few times and didn't care for it much at all. And my ass was sore for weeks!

Its a joke guys!!! NO I DO NOT wanna go camping with you.

foreverfan · 06-07-2012, 06:00 PM

Originally Posted by Danno

Not a big fan of the "back door strategy". I tried it a few times and didn't care for it much at all. And my ass was sore for weeks!

Its a joke guys!!! NO I DO NOT wanna go camping with you.

No...No...No... you don't. We know you're a flamer.

Danno · 06-08-2012, 07:32 AM

Originally Posted by foreverfan

No...No...No... you don't. We know you're a flamer.

Every Friday at the Lucky Lady Lounge downtown.

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mutineer10 Site Donor Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Baton Rouge, LA Posts: 1,739	Originally Posted by foreverfan Give her a Dirty Sanchez. That's what my wife calls a certain Jets QB ... saintfan, foreverfan and The Dude like this.

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foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by The Dude Also does it make a difference if she is pushing? Just for the record... I hope she craps on you.

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The Dude 5000 POSTS! + Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 9,055	Originally Posted by foreverfan Just for the record... I hope she craps on you. I did that once and pulled out a great northern bean. foreverfan likes this.
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Danno Truth Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Spanish Fort, AL (via NO and B/R) Posts: 24,747	Not a big fan of the "back door strategy". I tried it a few times and didn't care for it much at all. And my ass was sore for weeks! Its a joke guys!!! NO I DO NOT wanna go camping with you. saintfan, Crusader, foreverfan and 2 others like this.

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foreverfan 12,000 BS Posts Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metairie, LA Posts: 13,457 Blog Entries: 5	Originally Posted by Danno Not a big fan of the "back door strategy". I tried it a few times and didn't care for it much at all. And my ass was sore for weeks! Its a joke guys!!! NO I DO NOT wanna go camping with you. No...No...No... you don't. We know you're a flamer. Crusader likes this.

06-08-2012, 07:32 AM	#10
Danno Truth Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Spanish Fort, AL (via NO and B/R) Posts: 24,747	Originally Posted by foreverfan No...No...No... you don't. We know you're a flamer. Every Friday at the Lucky Lady Lounge downtown.